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Farmers across the US, after three days of deliberations, have finally agreed to hollaaaaaa.

Girls have officially surrendered to the insistent requests for tits. Members representing girls around the world have official signed the doctrine, and effective immediately girls will have to surrender their tops as requested by anyone, officially official. So get to requesting. #TitsorGTFO

“Once you go Black Power Ranger you never go back”, says sexy Blue Power Ranger.

In an attempt to boost sales, Chanel has released some a new model of purses that include a real live model attached. “There is no way I’ll get in trouble for bringing home a babe, she comes with the purse!”, says idiot husband.

Marine biologists off the coast of the Galapagos Islands, have discovered a mermaid of the strangest kind. This mermaid has the normal upper portion of a human woman body, but oddly, and quite frankly inexplicably, has two human legs where the fish tail portion should be. Remarked one biologist, “the only thing I can say conclusively at this point is that I would for sure hit that.”

Cokes favorite advertising darlings, the Holiday Polar Bears, were taking into police custody Saturday, after numerous ‘peeping tom’ and invasion of privacy complaints from female students at Antarctica University. Coke was not able to reach for comment but Polar Bear Two was quoted as saying, “grrrrrrrrr.”

Old men with white beards in white robes and sandals hanging out on clouds? No thank you. The fellas upstairs have decided to  ”sex up” their look and have enlisted top designers from around the globe to help them do it. Said one church-goer, “I always thought church was so boring before the new look. Now I want to give those pearly gates a pearly necklace.”

“Now the pants”, says a creepy you.

Shockwaves could be felt as far as England, as Guinness Draft Beer documented the world’s largest sexual squirt explosion in weeks.

Siamese Twins, conjoined at the ass cheeks, are to undergo a risky ass to ass surgery. “This is to be the hottest fucking surgery I’ve ever performed”, says surgeon.

NEWS UPDATE: The “Ass to Ass” guy from Requiem For A Dream, will be in attendance yelling “Ayss to Ayss” prior to going under.

Lindsey Lohan has been using her time wisely whilst in jail. Lindsey has been seen making up on her highschool homework assignments. Better late than never claims, Mrs. Gingerbean her 10th grade geometry teacher.

Babezatron is expanding, read our professional ad we’ve posted. If you are interested or know of anyone that might be interested hit us up!
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We are a small budding blogsite that features pictures of girls from around the internet, coupled with humorous captions.
After a recent surge in traffic, we are looking to expand into original photo content, interviews, and reviews of a myriad of entertainment mediums.

Our goal is to infuse humor with photos of girls who are also interested in promoting their own projects (music, modeling, acting, etc.)
and/or contributing reviews and interviews on subjects ranging from video games, to music, to fashion, and much much more.

Our hope is that this will turn into something that will benefit all involved; from the girls who submit and promote their own projects; to us who run the site; to the good folks who visit the blog and get no only a great source of entertainment, but can discover through interviews, reviews, and links, new and exciting content.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR:
18+ FEMALES only
Must have something to promote, ie music, acting, blog, modeling, invention, business, talent etc.
OR would like to model for original photography for our reviews, captions, and stories.
Please send us a link to your site or a photo of you, (can be either safe for work or NSFW)

Officials from the Canadian Environmental Counsel, announced Wednesday that vehicles that do not meet new emission standards will be charged an extra fee to cross border lines. The new fees will not, however, effect the complimentary hand job offered by border patrol babes.

According to Babezatron sources, invisible is the new visible. You can see what we mean above…or can you?

There is still no sign of the ass grabbing molester that has been terrorizing local girls. Til caught, forensic scientist will continue hard at work dusting for fingerprints.

Come on!

Looking up and seeing yourself getting busy may be a thing of the past. Reverse Ceiling Mirrors, or Floor Mirrors, as insiders have begun to call them, are quickly gaining steam and may become a floor-wide phenomenon before the year is through.

Local girl gave birth to a healthy 2 pound chihuahua last week. Doctors were baffled to find a dog inside a human girl, “but that’s what you get when you have sex doggystyle”, claims doctor.

Short torso girls now have a chance at getting blogged after they go through excruciating painful process of getting their torso extended. “I only worry that blogs are too short to contain my longness” says long torso babe.

Jennifer Love  Hewitt to star in live action production of Sponge Bob Square Pants, she will portray the character Huge Boob No Shirt.

Lindsey Lohan has been convicted of drunk driving and will be following Paris Hilton’s footsteps into jail. Lohan will be prepping for her mug shot photo shoot this coming weekend and will then check into her cell as soon as Monday.

NEWS UPDATE: Britney Spears seen practicing her drunk driving.

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Zooey Deschanel is in talks with movie studios in developing several new Wizard of Oz titles. An adult remake called Wiz in My Oz-hole is also in the works.

Katy Perry poses for Esquire magazine also known as the gateway publication to the harder stuff. Fans and creeps alike predict fully nude photos to appear in the next 6 months.

Local statistician has made an alarming discovery, “simply put, puffy nips are on the rise.  Which is directly related to the rise in my pants”, claims local statistician.

Local Anti Fur Activists have officially ended their pursuit in stopping animals from being used as fashion accessories. “We collectively said F-it, these babes just make fur look too sexy” says local former anti fur activist sporting her new fox fur bracelet.

Lady Gaga recently announced she will be upgrading her breasts to double AK-47′s, and her penis to a bazooka.

For years local indie babe has had to suffer the cold autumns by only wearing half length panty hose and maybe a scarf. “Which started as necessity has now become my own panty hose line called, Noway Hose”, says a half nude panty hosed babe. The full length hosiery line will debut early 2011.

USA World Cup Babe doesn’t like losing and is very sad reports reporter, but will show tits for the win! FTW!