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Heidi Klum takes it all off, the bodacious celeb removed more than her panties for the 2011 TAO Las Vegas Halloween party.

Can’t find a carpet to match your erotic drapes? Well luckily enough for you and your mismatching carpet/drapes problem, Erin M Riley makes fun erotic tapestries. Now you’ll be able to say, yes my carpet matches my drapes, hoe.

She is currently showing at Sky High Gallery in Milwaukee WI through November 21, 2011.

Listen, high heels are hot, but the clickity clack noise when girls try to run,( although it is cute to watch them run in those things), but the noise can get quite annoying. One Doctor in Sweden is offering cosmetic high heel implant surgery. “Its a very painful and expensive process”, admits the doc, “but come now, the clickity clacking is quite obtrusive, isn’t it?”. This way you can be totally nude, sexy, and sneaky as a ninja.

photo via bitrebels

The fellas at college humor, whipped up some pretty clever pick up lines that a few historical figures may or may not have used to sucker in some sucking. Halloween tip: if you are dressing up as any as these historical figures, you might as well use these lines all night.

thanks grgnn

Jeff Proctor explores zombie’s lustful side. What did you think the zombies from Walking Dead were doing when they’re not grubbing on brains?

Self proclaimed “Internet Artist” Peter Stemmler creates the best “internet art”. Especially the type that kaleidoscope images of our favorite subject, babes. Enjoy and get lost in his portfolio.

Find his more experimental work @ peekasso.tumblr.com

Presenting some dumb yet slightly amusing condom/corporate slogan mashups.

These are a bunch of brand slogans that, when presented on condom wrapperssuddenly become double entendres.

• Pork. The Other White Meat. — National Pork Board
• You’re in good hands with Allstate (but why am I wearing a condom?). — Allstate
• Taking Care of Business. — Office Depot
• When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight (even though you wish you could ask them to leave). — Fed Ex
• So easy a caveman can do it. — GEICO
• I’m lovin’ it. — McDonald’s
• M’m! M’m! Good! — Campbell’s Soup
• It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. — Perdue Farms
• It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. — Timex
• Home of the Whopper. – Burger King
• Connecting People. — Nokia
• Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. — Almond Joy/Mounds
• Give me a break, give me a break; break me off a piece of that penis — Kit Kat

New Condoms Tumblr
via Geekologie

Its funny, thanks Brock Davis for bringing a little sexy humor in an otherwise humorless unsexy coffee world.

 
Sexily whimsical photos by Taiwanese photographer Chien-Yang.

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Time traveler and cartoonist draws Lady Gaga’s future wardrobe. And in the future, coke snorts you.
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