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Photographer Simon Wald Lasowski finds beauty in the imperfect. Originally commissioned for Blend Magazine 2008.

Director duo Staston brothers create a pretty convincing commercial to rent bicycles from wherever the hell this rental place is.

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Whats hotter than the humid heat of Miami? This fucking ice cream truck rolling around with babes merely wearing horrible spray art of ice cream on their banging bodies while selling crappy frozen high fructose corn syrup. But me licky licky.

Facebook announced that Timeline is available now, the mandatory switch will happen in 7 days. To preview and learn about Timeline check out Facebook’s blog post blog.facebook.com.

You will be able to pinpoint and track the exact day and times, that your ex decided to whore it up to all your douchey acquaintances.

Running a train just got a little easier. Earlier this year over 5,000 people took off their pants on subways in 48 cities in 22 countries around the world. In New York, the 10th Annual No Pants Subway Ride had over 3,500 participants. For more info on the No Pants Subway Ride check out improveverywhere.com

You may know some bargain hunters that have been camping outside the Best Buys, Targets, and Wal-Marts, for Black Friday, but there are many other desperate shop crazed maniacs, camping for days beside their laptop anxiously refreshing their browsers on sites like amazon.com and newegg.com, trying to get the next useless bargain.

Luckily for you the fine folks at Gizmodo have made the job easier for you, they’ve collected all the incoming deals and created a filter search, here

Good hunting, we’ll be in the AOL chat rooms trying to cyber sex some 40 year olds pretending to be a 19f/cali/witPix. Cyber Monday Rules!

Model: Iiniku Ushijima Photo: source?>

 
Heavy D, of Heavy D and the Boyz, has passed away at age 44. Rest in pies.

Tonya Cooley, best known most for her stints on MTV shows The Real World, and The Real World/Road Rules Challenge, is suing the channel, along with production company Bunim/Murray, for sexual harassment, discrimination, wrongful termination and sexual assault. The events allegedly took place during the filming of the 2009 Real World/Road Rules Challenge, and not while she was stripping naked for Playboy and making a string of unsuccessful soft core porn movies…

You thought you were a champion with your little two minute sex act initiating to the Mile High Club. Well chump, there is a new club in town, and its the Mile Fall Club. And this champion in the video above is its founding member, he not only does the deed on a tiny single engine aircraft next to a calm and collected pilot, but he does so as he is free falling / balling through the clear blue skies.

A French-Canadian porn star took his career to new heights when he videotaped himself having sex while skydiving with the receptionist of the skydiving company where he moonlighted as a part-time instructor.

FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity that could distract the pilot while he’s flying could be a violation of federal regulations. Skydive Taft owner David Chrouch says he fired part-time skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres and hasn’t decided whether to fire the company’s receptionist, Hope Howell, who he said was Torres’ partner in the video.

The art of mooning is making a major come back some say. As young pieces of shits that we were, we used to moon our friends, teachers, girls and dogs as a way to playfully say, “fuck the eff off, meeeh”.
Somehow along the way to the 2010′s the art of mooning has lost its appeal, opponents calling it, “gay” and “smelly”. But more and more of recent, the practice is being adopted, and by an unlikely group of people; girls, specifically drunk girls. Now not only is mooning, erasing the public image of being gay, it has slowly but surely being praised as a funny and sexy way to say “fuck off fucker”.

Photographer Corrado Dalcò

Sasha Grey…you know who she is, shut up, don’t lie asshole…she lends her famous phat ass in this sexy PETA ad campaign to promote neutering and spaying your frisky little friskers.

Each year in the U.S., 6 to 8 million dogs and cats are dumped at animal shelters—and nearly half of them must be euthanized for lack of a good home. Spaying or neutering your dog or cat is a crucial step toward saving lives. The only way to become a “no-kill nation” is to become a “no-birth nation.” Sasha talks about why too much sex can be a bad thing in this behind-the-scenes video from her nude photo shoot.