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Aug 23, 2009 1
Local fishermen have been using used fishnet stockings to catch certain type of river fish. “Seems like the fish like the smell of used fishnet stockings, what is ed most likely due to the fact that they smell fishy”, says local creepy fisherman.
Aug 22, 2009 0
James Cameron has been seen using his 3d motion capture technology developed for Avatar, click with babes privately. He is reportedly acquiring a database of 3d buns for an upcoming project called, 3d buns: in 3d.
Aug 21, 2009 0
Google in a highly controversial action will be digitizing millions of books. The first question that Googlers have been asking if porn magazines, viagra smut, calendars, postcards, and Victoria Secrets catalogs will also be scanned?
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Y.E. Yang beats Tiger Wood in the 2009 PGA championship. The little asian man in a celebratory celebration buys Tiger Woods a complimentary PGA hand job, medicine courtesy of local babes hands.
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Aug 4, 2009 0
In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, mind Ryan O’neal admitted to flirting with his own daughter at Farrah Fawcett’s funeral. O’neal said he got the idea from the movie Wedding Crashers, drug but had also just seen My Father the Hero, starring French sensation Gerard Depardieu, and became confused at the memorial.
Aug 3, 2009 0
Tiger Woods fart could be heard but not smelled, salve as he was readying for a putt on the 18th hole at the Buick Open. Local babe thinks its hot how comfortable he is around his fans. “I hope he is comfortable enough to drive that 9 iron in this 18’s hole”, says local 18 year old babe.
Jul 31, 2009 0
WASHINGTON — Senator Christopher Dodd, buy Democrat Conn., search has been diagnosed with a very early stage of prostate cancer. He is to go under the knife in late August. The new Obama health care plan allows sexy Nurses to use unorthodox but very sexy tactics to make their patients feel as comfortable as possible.
Jul 28, 2009 0
The government is issuing 4, website 500 dollar rebate for trading in your clunker car when you purchase a new car from your local dealership. Local hookers offer a two for one dunk yer balls on my face deal in celebration.
Jul 25, 2009 0
Becky Hammon after scoring a record high of 12 girl points, capsule at this years wnba all star game has confirmed a “girls of the wnbda gone wild” dvd. Awkward teenage boys will reluctantly touch themselves while watching the dvd.
NEWS UPDATE: Wives of the NBA in talks with commissioner David Stern.
Jul 23, 2009 0
White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle made history on the South Side of Chicago Thursday afternoon, order tossing a perfect game against the Tampa Bay Rays. On the same day local Chicago babe tosses a perfect ass.