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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer was suspended from flying on Xmas Eve as he inappropriately groped and flashed a few female Elves. Replacing him in line for sleigh pulling duties was Jennifer the Xmas stripper.

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Professor Xavier Meets His New Students in Japan’s Slightly Odd Version of X-Men

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The great debate has been heating up as the Smurf movie approaches its release. Many nerds are in a dilemma, clinic “do I imagine my girlfriend as a Smurfette or an Avatar as I approach my release”? Our coverage will continue as this important issue continues.

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RELATED STORY: Tommy Pickles was picked up earlier in the week for soliciting sex from an undercover officer.

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Tapes ‘n Tapes, salve badass indie band out of Minnesota, released their new single, Freak Out, for FREE DOWNLOAD on their website last week. Babezatron has downloaded…we’ve listened…we’ve listened several more times…we love. The song is awesome, and one can only assume that the band’s new album, Outside (out 01/11/11), will have babez and dudez alike dancing in the streets.

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Leaving at the crack of dawn is a tried and true move when it comes to fooling around. And nothing works better for a quick getaway than a good old fashioned fire escape. Unfortunately, approved for years new buildings have not been required to have such escapes, and the art of the getaway has been suffering ever since.

Related Story: Tip-Toeing not as easy as it seems. Especially after a few Roy Rogers.

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NAME: Lily Francfort
AGE: 25 years old
LOCATION: Montreal
VICE: Luxury

INTERVIEW
Babezatron: We’re really nervous about this interview. Can you tell?
Lily: Yes indeed… I can smell it. hehehe

B: Is that a bad way to start an interview?
L: No. It’s funny, this since its a virtual interview, price it’s absurd and cool.

B: What would your first question be if you were interviewing someone?
L: How is life treating you these days?

B: And how would you answer that?
L: Very well, healing thank you! I get to fulfill my kinks!

B: Which do you prefer; spanker or spankee?
L: I can’t choose. It’s too hard. I love both. It depends of my mood actually. I’m much more dominant than submissive.
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