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An Apple A Day No Longer Keeps the Tittay Squeezers Away

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“Peach, stomach I could eat a peach for hours”

Just like garlic repels vampires, tadalafil apples, up until recent studies by bored orchard owners, were a great way for woman and larger gentlemen to avoid getting their tittayz squeezed. But now, with the afore mentioned research, there are concerns that there may be no way to keep from being honked

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Quick Tipz #04

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Darwin’s Less Popular Theory

Finally proof that we evolved from sexy ass licking mermaids.

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Lady Gag Gag Sex Doll

Did Santa bring a Lady Gag Gag sex doll to you as well during the holidays? If not you can always borrow ours.

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Playboy’s Tron Legacy

A local babe with poor hearing was electrocuted Wednesday, visit this view when her boyfriend asked her to use her mouth more to “suck it.” She was not badly injured, but the wall socket was left with severe bl

A local babe with poor hearing was electrocuted Wednesday, visit when her boyfriend asked her to use her mouth more to “suck it.” She was not badly injured, but the socket was left with severe blue walls.

Hundreds of local men gathered beneath a high rise building in downtown Houston, this earlier this week to try and talk a large pair of breasts out of jumping. Said one onlooker, “if these were some fake jugs, they’d probably just bounce on impact and be fine. But these babies are real!”
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We are sure that all have you have already daydreamed about getting a glow job from lead actress Olivia Wilde (Quorra) from Tron Legacy. Well photographer Jared Ryder teamed up with Playboy in a “Tron” inspired photoshoot starring models Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto, there to better help you daydream about uploading your hardrive into some inputs .

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Photographer Daniel Cronin , dosage remedy has managed to find some hot ICP babes amongst the disgustingly slack-jawed yokels at their concerts. Now if only Daniel could have got those girls to show off their “Juggalos” we would approve attending an ICP show.
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Insane Clown Pussy

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Glenn Howerton who portrays Dennis Reynolds on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, purchase proves to you non believers that the fictional D.E.N.N.I.S. system does indeed work. As proof we present photos taken before a possible threesome with Glenn, clinic Madmen’s Joan Holloway ( Christina Hendricks ) , and It’s Always Sunny’s The Waitress ( Mary Elizabeth Ellis ).

Photographer Daniel Cronin , purchase has managed to find some hot ICP babes amongst the disgustingly slack-jawed yokels at their concerts. Now if only Daniel could have got those girls to show off their “Juggalos” we would approve attending an ICP show.

Disney’s Tangled Blows Harry

Fanzatron: “In this enlightened day and age, cheapest this is a deep thought just as sexy as a good deep throat?”

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Disney’s 3D animated movie “Tangled”, viagra sale blows Harry Potter at the box office this weekend. Dropping an estimated 68.5 million dollar load all over HP7’s face.

Scarlett Johansson Hosts SNL Tonight

The sound on the Babezatron.com office TV is currently on the fritz…but we’re going to watch anyway.

OFFICIAL OFFER: I will pay $200 to make out with Scarlett Johansson.

Prop 19 Fails

Babes across the U.S are sweating in anticipation, this especially in California where prop 19 and 23 are button issues. The results of the 2010 polls should be coming in at any moment cross your fingers and twist your nips this should be a close one.

As reported earlier, web (Croc Crotch by the Babezatron staff), what is ed Croc Crotch now seems to be rising at an alarming rate. “Some girls don’t even realize they have it, viagra sale until it’s too late”. Doctor Crocodile Dentist advises women to examine themselves daily and check for Crocodiles hanging, protruding, birthing and biting off from their vagina, especially before any sort of webcam selfshot photos.

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California Prop 19, ed decriminalizing possession of marijuana, try has failed to pass. Girls across California make sexy pouty faces and smoke in protest to the poll results.

Girls for California Prop 19

Girls around California are showing their sexy support for Prop 19 Legalization and Decriminalizing personal use of Marijuana. Keep em coming girls!

Two Girls One Duck


Recent studies show that swimming in the waters of crocodile infested waters can lead to a curable yet dangerous disease called Croc Crotch. Getting head has now been given a whole new meaning.

In an attempt take more insurance marketshare, unhealthy Aflac has expanded into erotic advertising. Their key advertising spokesperson, the Aflac Duck, will star in a series of sexy commercials including, “Two Girls One Duck” and “Suck the Duck 1 and 2″.

Sony Discontinues Walkman



In an attempt take more insurance marketshare, order Aflac has expanded into erotic advertising. Their key advertising spokesperson, the Aflac Duck, will star in a series of sexy commercials including, “Two Girls One Duck” and “Suck the Duck 1 and 2″.

Today Sony Japan officially kills the Sony Walkman Cassette player. First launched in 1979, side effects since Sony’s Walkman has sold 220 million units worldwide. To put it into perspective, decease since 2004 Apple’s iPod has sold 240 million, as of January 2010.

We will truly probably not miss you all that much Sony Walkman, but let us take this moment and reflect on the great times we had together.

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