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Love Hewit Loves Sponge Bob

Jennifer LoveĀ  Hewitt to star in live action production of Sponge Bob Square Pants, approved she will portray the character Huge Boob No Shirt.

The Big Three

Lindsey Lohan has been convicted of drunk driving and will be following Paris Hilton’s footsteps into jail. Lohan will be prepping for her mug shot photo shoot this coming weekend and will then check into her cell as soon as Monday.

NEWS UPDATE: Britney Spears seen practicing her drunk driving.

Wizard of Zo

Zooey Deschanel is in talks with movie studios in developing several new Wizard of Oz titles. An adult remake called Wiz in My Oz-hole is also in the works.

Katy Perry for Esquire

Katy Perry poses for Esquire magazine also known as the gateway publication to the harder stuff. Fans and creeps alike predict fully nude photos to appear in the next 6 months.

Babe Longs for Full Length Hosiery

For years local indie babe has had to suffer the cold autumns by only wearing half length panty hose and maybe a scarf. “Which started as necessity has now become my own panty hose line called, there Noway Hose”, says a half nude panty hosed babe. The full length hosiery line will debut early 2011.

USA World Cup Babe Sad

USA World Cup Babe doesn’t like losing and is very sad reports reporter, here but will show tits for the win! FTW!

Stephanie Ragusa Pleads Guilty Topless

Sexy Tampa Bay teacher, buy Stephanie Ragusa is sentenced 10 years in prison for having sex with her two male students, pills (16 + 14). When asked if the boys had regretted anything during the school year, their reply was, they wished they had failed the class so they would have to take it over…and over…and over again.

Anna Chapman Russian Spy, Spied Topless

Russian national Anna Chapman, ampoule a 28-year-old divorcee with a masters in economics, had been passing information to a Russian government official every Wednesday since January. However authorities are gonna let this one slide. “She looked like she learned her lesson”, says official. Authorities will be enforcing a mandatory facebook picture update from her 4 times a week for the next 6 months.

In Russia, facebook hacks you. Our team of Russian Horny spies hack sexy spies phone and reveal nude photo.

Babe Has Baby Who is Immediate Babe

Above blonde/milf, ampoule gave birth to a 102lb, brunette babe Thursday. Said the father, “the breast feeding is pretty hot.”

Hot Chicks Win the Fight for Facebook Privacy

Chalk up another victory for hot chicks. Is there anything they can’t do?

Mirror shots to decline.

Local analysts predict babe self shot mirror pics will decline with the release of the new front facing camera iphone 4. This is discouraging news for mirror shot lovers. The first group of babes that will be no longer be using the mirror technique are rich persian babes.

Happy 1 Year Birthday Babezatron!

To celebrate our 1 year birthday we ate a couple sweet cupcakes, nurse then had some chocolate cupcakes for dessert.

Babe Dances for Babe Below.

Daisy Lowe for UK esquire HD from Greg Williams on Vimeo.

Babe Gets Distracted by Logo, Photo Spread Delayed

Dudes and bros everywhere will have to wait a little longer to see the full photo spread of this babe after she could not focus on anything but the logo floating next to her head.

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