Local girl stock piles black hair dye. “I’m prepared for the hair dye scare of 2012″

Rock Band Beatles release was a complete titty flop. Girls go wild and take off their tops while playing Hard Days Night

Jon and Kate Plus Eight star Jon Gesselin, when asked about his estranged co-star/wife, told the folks at Good Morning America, “I despise her.” Jon then informed the morning crew that when he has sex now, he wears at least five condoms.

Punk Rock Pinup Girls

Post hardcore girl claims Post Labor Day is the new Labor Day. Regular Labor Day is for losers.

Heat waves across America have been melting babes’ ice cream all over their heat wave babe bodies.

Labor Day weekend babes plan for eating wieners all week long.

As college footballs’ big ten begin to play each other, local babes await to play with football players big tens.

LeGarrette Blount, an Oregon College running back, sucker punches Boise team player in face. To LeGarrette’s defense, donkey punching co-ed and cheerleaders all night can get one in a punching frenzy.

NEWS UPDATE: Local Boise Emo babe requests donkey punches then a nice punch in the face.

Hurricane Jimena is blowing real hard towards the baja of California.