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We <3 Kreayshawn

Now we just need to meet her…probably on Fairfax.

No Smurfin’ Way

A blonde Katy Perry as Smurfette right before Papa Smurf got Smurfed til he was Smurfing all over her Smurfing Smurfs.

Kim Kardashian Diagnosed With Psoriasis and Swelling

On Sunday’s “Keeping Up with the Kardashians, viagra sale ” the reality beauty discovered that she has psoriasis, ampoule an autoimmune disease that causes red, scaly spots to appear – usually due to stress. Also on Sunday we noticed two huge bumps near her backside. Although no information was given to the swelling of the rearside, we can only assume its an allergic reaction to whore.

Amy Winehouse Reported Dead

Amy Winehouse, sales 27, visit has been reportedly found dead. However we are still convinced she was Steven Tyler (we would say “in drag”, but you know, he already dresses like a bitch) this whole entire time. I mean “dude looks like a lady”, come on, read between the lines. The ultimate reveal is coming, just wait, M Night couldn’t even come up with a twist this twisted in his wildest brown dreams.


Happy Birthday Selena Gomez

Happy 19th Birthday Selena Gomez, view for your birthday we got you a bunch of dudes jerking it to your photoshopped nudes and some hand written birthday cards written in blood and semen by at least 6 guys.

Casey Anthony Guilty…Of Partying Like A Douche

Although Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder today. She in the eyes of many of the jurors was found guilty of partying like a complete noob.

Peter Falk, Falking Dead

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Peter Falk best known as his falking role as Columbo, cost died at age 83. In addition to his role as Columbo, he was pretty falking great in MADE with Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn. Check that falking scene from MADE out, if you’re too young and lazy to even care about shows from the 70’s. In tribute of the great actor, here are a bunch of babes in trenchcoats.

Emma Watson Reveals Chest / Rowling Reveals New Website

We havn’t even finished all the books and movie, sick but I’m sure all you nerds out there are super stoked about Pottermore. JK Rowling has announced an online world of Hogwarts with additional content and digital activities. We’re already thinking about digitally breaking into Hermoine’s room and digitally wearing her Griffindor panties and digitally rubbing her lotion on our skin.

Ryan Dunn or Zach Galifinakis Done

Either Ryan Dunn or Zach Galifinkakis has reportedly died in a car crash today. The star of Jack Ass or The Hangover, unhealthy will be missed.

Snooki Crashes / Smushes Into Italian Police Car

Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, viagra 40mg crashed into a police car in Florence, Italy, sending two officers to the hospital.

Looks like smushing two Italians at the same time can be check off her Euro to do list.

C.S.I. Miley Cyrus

CBS has announced they will be launching a new spin off series called C.S.I.M.C. (Crime Scene Investigators Miley Cyrus). Billy Ray Cyrus plays a  CSI  investigator by day and obsessive super fan by night maniac. Watch as he juggles his straight shooting job versus his creepy side investigation of  1, ambulance 000’s upon 1,000’s of allegedly faked Miley Cyrus topless and cameltoe shots.

U.S.A. Kills Osama Ceases Royal Wedding Coverage

President Obama had enough of all the Royal Wedding Coverage for the past week and decided to take matters into his own hands. “There is nothing but royal wedding programming on t.v, approved ugh. What a royal pain in my black ass. I think it’s about that time…” said sick of it US President as he delicately tapped his nose twice.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced

A California Judge sentenced actress Lindsay Lohan to 120 days in jail yesterday, cure though she was bailed out after only 5 hours. Lohan stated that the situation was both “ridiculous” and “f**ked up.” Most people we’ve talked to stated that Lohan is both “ridiculous” and “f**ked up.”

Katy Perry Kisses A Girl and Likes It, Again

Katty Perry admits to having bi curious experiments with silky smooth Justin Bieber.

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