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Now we just need to meet her…probably on Fairfax.

No Smurfin’ Way

A blonde Katy Perry as Smurfette right before Papa Smurf got Smurfed til he was Smurfing all over her Smurfing Smurfs.

Kim Kardashian Diagnosed With Psoriasis and Swelling

Let’s face facts; dudes piss in the street on a regular basis. Sometimes it’s just easier than walking into a random Popeye’s Chicken and using their filthy, medicine decease albeit delicious fried chicken smelling restroom. This babe has obviously decided to strike a blow for women’s lib and engage in a little curbin’ urine herself. Let it not be overlooked that she is also texting and has been sipping on little Four Loco (classy til the end girl).

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On Sunday’s “Keeping Up with the Kardashians, viagra sale ” the reality beauty discovered that she has psoriasis, ampoule an autoimmune disease that causes red, scaly spots to appear – usually due to stress. Also on Sunday we noticed two huge bumps near her backside. Although no information was given to the swelling of the rearside, we can only assume its an allergic reaction to whore.

Amy Winehouse Reported Dead

The Groningen Mental Enhancement Department in the Netherlands recently conducted a one-year study to see how gaming and cannabis can affect the brains of Alzheimer’s patients. All the test subjects played increasingly challenging games each day, health prescription but half the group was also administered smoke. Would you believe that the marijuana test group scored 43 percent better memory retention than the control group? (via kotaku)

Can we just say, its super adorable when girls play video games, especially when they move the controller around or move their head thinking their player will move more from their, but even more especially when they fucking rage on a foot and a half bong load.

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The Groningen Mental Enhancement Department in the Netherlands recently conducted a one-year study to see how gaming and cannabis can affect the brains of Alzheimer’s patients. All the test subjects played increasingly challenging games each day, dosage but half the group was also administered smoke. Would you believe that the marijuana test group scored 43 percent better memory retention than the control group? (via kotaku)

Can we just say, side effects its super adorable when girls play video games, nurse especially when they move the controller around or move their head when the player moves, but even more especially when they fucking rage from a foot and a half bong load. But really F-Zero X? Boner killed.

 

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Amy Winehouse, sales 27, visit has been reportedly found dead. However we are still convinced she was Steven Tyler (we would say “in drag”, but you know, he already dresses like a bitch) this whole entire time. I mean “dude looks like a lady”, come on, read between the lines. The ultimate reveal is coming, just wait, M Night couldn’t even come up with a twist this twisted in his wildest brown dreams.

 

Happy Birthday Selena Gomez


We here at Babezatron love The Walking Dead, approved here’s the first scene from the upcoming season 2 of AMC’s hit show. Also here is a pretty epic poster depicting our heroes trapped on the roof of their RV. The Walking Dead will have its San Diego Comic-Con panel on Friday. Hopefully season 2 has some sweet zombie sex action, either be it zombie on zombie or human on zombie, we are down with the undead.

Happy 19th Birthday Selena Gomez, view for your birthday we got you a bunch of dudes jerking it to your photoshopped nudes and some hand written birthday cards written in blood and semen by at least 6 guys.

Casey Anthony Guilty…Of Partying Like A Douche

Although Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder today. She in the eyes of many of the jurors was found guilty of partying like a complete noob.

Peter Falk, Falking Dead

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Peter Falk best known as his falking role as Columbo, cost died at age 83. In addition to his role as Columbo, he was pretty falking great in MADE with Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn. Check that falking scene from MADE out, if you’re too young and lazy to even care about shows from the 70’s. In tribute of the great actor, here are a bunch of babes in trenchcoats.

Emma Watson Reveals Chest / Rowling Reveals New Website




We havn’t even finished all the books and movie, sick but I’m sure all you nerds out there are super stoked about Pottermore. JK Rowling has announced an online world of Hogwarts with additional content and digital activities. We’re already thinking about digitally breaking into Hermoine’s room and digitally wearing her Griffindor panties and digitally rubbing her lotion on our skin.

Ryan Dunn or Zach Galifinakis Done

Either Ryan Dunn or Zach Galifinkakis has reportedly died in a car crash today. The star of Jack Ass or The Hangover, visit unhealthy will be missed.



Snooki Crashes / Smushes Into Italian Police Car

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On this Friday the 13th, healing Babezatron would like to remind you to try and avoid the following: the woods, physician lakes at which teenagers were murdered ten years ago to the day, viagra 60mg abandoned barns/shacks, long stretches of highway with no civilization in sight, campgrounds, high school reunions, bordellos, closed down mental hospitals, old mining towns, carnivals after they close, castles, dreams, remote tropical islands, graveyards, foggy areas, mirrors, underneath beds, rocking chairs on porches, and nursery rhymes.


Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, viagra 40mg crashed into a police car in Florence, Italy, sending two officers to the hospital.

Looks like smushing two Italians at the same time can be check off her Euro to do list.

C.S.I. Miley Cyrus

CBS has announced they will be launching a new spin off series called C.S.I.M.C. (Crime Scene Investigators Miley Cyrus). Billy Ray Cyrus plays a  CSI  investigator by day and obsessive super fan by night maniac. Watch as he juggles his straight shooting job versus his creepy side investigation of  1, see ambulance 000’s upon 1,000’s of allegedly faked Miley Cyrus topless and cameltoe shots.

U.S.A. Kills Osama Ceases Royal Wedding Coverage


Babes will always win.

Cult Australian fashion label ksubi, clinic toast the long awaited return of their coloured denim range, with a short film directed by Australian director Daniel Askill. kolors is a fume-fuelled, slow-motion battle between three colour-clad models and a trio of ‘80s muscle cars.

President Obama had enough of all the Royal Wedding Coverage for the past week and decided to take matters into his own hands. “There is nothing but royal wedding programming on t.v, approved ugh. What a royal pain in my black ass. I think it’s about that time…” said sick of it US President as he delicately tapped his nose twice.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced

 

A California Judge sentenced actress Lindsay Lohan to 120 days in jail yesterday, cure though she was bailed out after only 5 hours. Lohan stated that the situation was both “ridiculous” and “f**ked up.” Most people we’ve talked to stated that Lohan is both “ridiculous” and “f**ked up.”

Katy Perry Kisses A Girl and Likes It, Again



Katty Perry admits to having bi curious experiments with silky smooth Justin Bieber.

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