The long awaited Mike Tyson autobiography, look which was originally slated to be released sometime in 2010, has finally been completed and given a title. The soon-to-be best seller, which is aptly titled (after much deliberation), ‘Tits Taste Better Than Ears,’ is set to hit bookstores just after Tyson’s latest acting venture, The Hangover Part 2, opens nationwide on May 26th. Other title ideas for the book included, ‘Who Spiked My Punches?,’ ‘Mike Tyson: Write Hand Knock Out,’ and ‘The Boxer’s Briefs.’
Season 4 of Mad Men is now available for DVD orders on Netflix. Time to eject ‘Dude I Banged Your Sister #8, order ‘ and pop in a little Don Draper action.
Ask her on a date politely and offer her 20 rupees, erectile and if she says no, Try Force.
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Christina Aguellereafdsfsfwfsdfsasg (sp?) was pulled over for burning rubber and fish tailing in the streets of West Hollywood. During the field sobreity tests, order officers asked her to spell her last name she drunkenly replied “I don’t think anyone can spell my name sober”. Its a pretty hard name to spell from memory, try it.
Looks like Lindsey Lohan is most probably going back to jail for at least 60 days. Lindsey complains that the coke circulating in the jails is so 2009. She has requested that at least 2 new inmates be admitted into the jail with grade A 2011 coke hidden in their buttholes.
Remember her?…yeah you do
Will Ferrell will play a Dunder Mifflin branch manager who gets sent to Scranton in at least four episodes this season. As this is Steve Carrell’s last season, approved producers knew they wanted to replace him with someone who had a name that could rhyme with Carrell…
Ron Jeremy has an official rum called, here Ron De Jeremy. Wish we were joking, treat go sign up for a special edition numbered bottle at the site.
Don’t forget to find a VHS copy of Super Hornio Bros. featuring said porno star while sipping back on some Ron Rum.
A new popular fetish is emerging amongst the internet, order Elephants trunks and scared topless celebrities. This niche will fail it’s too broad and not specific enough. But we wish Celephant enthusiasts the best of luck.
Did Santa bring a Lady Gag Gag sex doll to you as well during the holidays? If not you can always borrow ours.
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows if you haven’t seen it yet then we would encourage you to do so. HP7 is unlike its predecessors, abortion the fun childlike magic has definitely been toned down, its darker, scarier, more violent, and Hermoine is looking sexier.
The often elusive, what is ed and always mischievous Alonzo Arquette (evil twin brother of actor David Arquette), was spotted being up to no good at a popular bar in New Orleans last week.
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We are sure that all have you have already daydreamed about getting a glow job from lead actress Olivia Wilde (Quorra) from Tron Legacy. Well photographer Jared Ryder teamed up with Playboy in a “Tron” inspired photoshoot starring models Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto, there to better help you daydream about uploading your hardrive into some inputs .
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