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Bizarrely seductive music video by Luci Schroder for Melbourne based electronic group Alpine. Its a must watch if you like girls making out with axes, themselves, the tv, watermelons, fish in swimming pools, their own wrists.

Today is considered “Happy Boss Day”, so either appreciate your boss with tons of tits, like this lucky asshole boss (if its a guy he won’t file a suit against you, he’ll probably find a way to promote you), or you can play nasty tricks on him/her, and blame it on the guy that nobody likes two cubicles over, and hopefully get that douche fired, nobody even likes you Todd get over it. Happy Boss’ Day!

Investigators, after several years of looking into a string of infamous anthrax-laced letter mailing crimes, finally closed in on Bruce Ivins, after Ivins emailed pictures of himself developing the deadly strain of the virus to a former member of Kappa Kappa Gamma, the sorority he had been obsessed with in college. Ivins overdosed on prescription pain medication before police could make an arrest and only weeks before Ivins himself could throw his annual anthrax-laced foam party.

A message from an adorably lost awkward white girl.

New York state legalizes gay marriage. And thats good news for you fellas, now you can finally propose to that hot lesbian.

Local ex girlfriends decide to continue the hated tradition of pissing off ex-boyfriends after breakups, with techniques like:

-Dressing like a slut
-Non-chalant  bestfriend titty grabs
-Posting “I had a REALLY good time at local hip-hop club” on facebook
-Doing coke off dudes’ cocks
-Always wanting to dance and grind
-Suddenly being ok with giving blowjobs
-Losing 10pounds
- Being happy and successful

The source of bacteria outbreak Legionarre Disease, which affected 200 party guest at the famed Playboy mansion, seems to have come from the infamous grotto hottub. Officials from the Los Angeles health department confess results from tests would have been released earlier but scientist’s wives required them to avert eyes as they tested contaminated Playboy mansion  guests.

“Waking up with 3 hot blondes every now and again never gets old”, admits lucky douchebag.

After extensive, extensive research, the staff at babezatron.com has determined that drinking booze does in fact still get you drunk.

photo found via vivamus-atque-amemus

A great way to save time is to multitask…”All three of us need to bathe AND we all have to smoke a cig?? I’ll run the water; Jane, you pack the smokes; Beth, start taking off all of our clothes.”

photo found via ambidextrously-erotic

In case of a water emergency, use the floating double DDevices aboard neighboring drunk girls boat.

Finally proof that we evolved from sexy ass licking mermaids.

photo found @alsean.com

Champagne, the Champagne of dudes who thrive on drunk girls.

photos found via libraryvixen

We are sure that all have you have already daydreamed about getting a glow job from lead actress Olivia Wilde (Quorra) from Tron Legacy. Well photographer Jared Ryder teamed up with Playboy in a “Tron” inspired photoshoot starring models Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto, to better help you daydream about uploading your hardrive into some inputs .

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