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Heidi Klum takes it all off, malady the bodacious celeb removed more than her panties for the 2011 TAO Las Vegas Halloween party.
Oct 31, 2011 0
Can’t find a carpet to match your erotic drapes? Well luckily enough for you and your mismatching carpet/drapes problem, hospital Erin M Riley makes fun erotic tapestries. Now you’ll be able to say, malady yes my carpet matches my drapes, hoe.
She is currently showing at Sky High Gallery in Milwaukee WI through November 21, 2011.
Oct 29, 2011 0
Listen, abortion high heels are hot, but the clickity clack noise when girls try to run,( although it is cute to watch them run in those things), but the noise can get quite annoying. One Doctor in Sweden is offering cosmetic high heel implant surgery. “Its a very painful and expensive process”, admits the doc, “but come now, the clickity clacking is quite obtrusive, isn’t it?”. This way you can be totally nude, sexy, and sneaky as a ninja.
photo via bitrebels
Oct 27, 2011 0
We all like it when babes get high, purchase they loosen up get silly and wild. But the kind of high that gets them; exclusively sporting sunny d orange tinted goggles and nothing else, this while snowboarding inside on top of two weirdly stained nylon carpets, merits this question to be asked…
Oct 27, 2011 0
Patrick Scott of Zoochosis has produced a chuckle worthy little short with girls in cute lamb hoodies shaking their little animal buns. But let’s get real, story this is some pussy ass bestiality video for the faint hearted, website sometimes you gotta get weird and peep some red donkey dong getting rammed into a reluctant young lady. (link missing)
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Oct 24, 2011 0
Rent for a one bedroom apartment in an urban city isn’t cheap, order especially for people girls who have gives unnecessary attitude and annoyed at every little thing you say as their qualifications on their resumes. Many have turned to renting from asshole jerks who have put their fridge space for rent. “I now have the three basic B’s in my kitchen, website like this beer, butter, and babes”, says local fridge renter. Although fridge living can be seen as low as one could possibly go, it is also pretty chill.
Oct 20, 2011 0
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The NBA is just a day away from canceling regular-season contests for only the second time in the league’s 65-year history. There is no going back once commissioner David Stern issues his edict this Monday.
Oct 6, 2011 0
Director Sean Dunn asks a handful of people at the gather of Juggalos, pharmacy what does it means to be a Juggalo, in his film American Juggalo. It’s a pretty fun view, regardless if you believe these kids are the scum of the earth or messengers of peace.
At the very least you can skip through the “boring” parts, and give a looksie at some horrendous sloppy and some surprisingly gorgeous female juggalett’s juggs. Luckily for you, we’ve done the hard part watched the whole thing and collected the goods for you. You’re welcome.
Oct 3, 2011 0
Presenting some dumb yet slightly amusing condom/corporate slogan mashups.
- Pork. The Other White Meat. — National Pork Board
- You’re in good hands with Allstate (but why am I wearing a condom?). — Allstate
- Taking Care of Business. — Office Depot
- When it absolutely, online positively, pill has to be there overnight (even though you wish you could ask them to leave). — Fed Ex
- So easy a caveman can do it. — GEICO
- I’m lovin’ it. — McDonald’s
- M’m! M’m! Good! — Campbell’s Soup
- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. — Perdue Farms
- It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. — Timex
- Home of the Whopper. — Burger King
- Connecting People. — Nokia
- Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. — Almond Joy/Mounds
- Give me a break, give me a break; break me off a piece of that penis — Kit Kat
New Condoms Tumblr
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