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Solar Powered Bikini

 

Plug me in babe.

Designed by Andrew Schneider, order this solar-powered bikini can pump some electric juice into your gadgads via USB connection. The bikini is fitted with photovoltaic strips that are held together with conductive thread.

“A solar film bikini that charges your iPod! (With a USB connection!) The suit is a standard medium-sized bikini swimsuit retrofitted with 1″ x 4″ photovoltaic film strips sewn together in series with conductive thread. The cells terminate in a 5 volt regulator into a female USB connection.”

Happy Anniversary


Lets take a moment to remember 10 years ago today, find because honestly you probably already forgot to never forget.

Gone Fishin’

Babezatron staff will be taking a fishing trip this weekend. See you on Monday suckers.

Exhibitionist Coffee Cup


Its funny, sildenafil thanks Brock Davis for bringing a little sexy humor in an otherwise humorless unsexy coffee world.

Which Hogwarts School Would You Attend?


…Cool, order hop on in.

‘Rise’ Of The Apes


Not only was Rise Of The Apes an entertaining summer movie (sincerely it was go watch it), click so was watching this ape get his little chimp rise on with the help of Katy Perry’s banana bags.

Local Giant Pregnant Woman Blamed For Floods

Die Badende by Oliver Voss

Champion or Chumpion #05

We all know that the hardest part about roller blading is telling your parents that you’re gay. But this babe may be onto something with the striped socks, visit this site the leftover pizza, and the vanity. Has she glided into a new era of blading glory; or is she just another tiny dancer on the venice boardwalk asking for booze money?

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Champion or Chumpion? #04

Spilling the beans about the ending of that time traveling Jake Gyllenhaal movie is one thing, shop but spilling beans on top of yourself in a kiddie pool full of luke warm deliciousness while dudes take a few snapshots to put on their weird niche website? Don’t know what the champion or chumpion gods would have to say about it, you decide.

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What Goes Up Must Go Crashing Down



We need more Katy Perry upskirt days and less Smurfs involvement in the stock market. Who was the genius that allowed Smurfs to enter the Stock Exchange?  “No, hospital No, side effects let them in, page they are adorable and in now way going to cause any trouble”.We just lost our company Ferrrari due to the 600 point dip in the DOW on Monday, probably because a little prancy mischievous Smurf was walking on a stock broker’s keyboard and pressed sell a billion times. Now we know why Garagamel hated these little blue fuck nuts, because they are fucking dicks.

NEWS UPDATE: Fucking Smurfs.

Oh Boi, Big Boi Arrested

Now we just need to meet her…probably on Fairfax.

OutKast member and hip-hop artist Big Boi was arrested in Miami on Sunday. Big Boi, Antwan Andre Patton, 36, was charged with three counts of possessing, Ecstasy and Viagra. Looks like all he needed was a little help to get his Lil-Boi up and running, no harm in that. The embarrassment is punishment enough, leave The Po’ Boi, Big Boi and his Lil Boi alone.

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip

Although we loved seeing a Nicki Minaj nip slip on Good Morning America today, erectile we don’t like that over weight right winged over protective mothers will be crying to the FCC. To compensate the FCC will probably start censoring everything willy nilly and further push for an internet controller. Remember the annoying mom from Donnie Darko that was really into Sparkle Motion and doubted the commitment of others? Well even if you don’t she was really annoying, this site and these are the type of people crying over nipple slips, advice and the word fuck; they suck, are ugly, overprotective, and will ruin the internet by pressuring the government to create some sort of internet ruining committee.

NEWS UPDATE: Nice nips by the way.
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Champion or Chumpion? #03

Let’s face facts; dudes piss in the street on a regular basis. Sometimes it’s just easier than walking into a random Popeye’s Chicken and using their filthy, sildenafil albeit delicious fried chicken smelling restroom. This babe has obviously decided to strike a blow for women’s lib and engage in a little curbin’ urine herself. Let it not be overlooked that she is also texting and has been sipping on little Four Loco (classy til the end girl).

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The Walking Dead Season 2


We here at Babezatron love The Walking Dead, viagra buy here’s the first scene from the upcoming season 2 of AMC’s hit show. Also here is a pretty epic poster depicting our heroes trapped on the roof of their RV. The Walking Dead will have its San Diego Comic-Con panel on Friday. Hopefully season 2 has some sweet zombie sex action, either be it zombie on zombie or human on zombie, we are down with the undead.

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