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Sexual Deviant Scientist Reluctantly Worried Mutated Radioactive Japanese Babes Terrorizing Thoughts


As the threat of a Japanese nuclear meltdown increases hour by hour, sales scientists around the world worry of the possible emergence of highly mutated radioactive babes terrorizing inappropriate sexually charged Japanese disaster fantasies.

Please help the potentially radioactive Japanese babes by donating to your favorite rescue charity. If you don’t know where to donate then please donate to the Red Cross Japanese earthquake emergency rescue HERE
https://american.redcross.org

Evil Sim City User Feels Guilt

After years of purposely destroying Sim City’s Japan level with earthquakes, order floods and robots, Sim City babe user feels super guilty. Luckily for us she is quick to rebuild the city on her off nights from school. Let’s just pray that the killer robot doesn’t come to¬†fruition.

Quick Tips #07 How To Date Zelda’s Link




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Ask her on a date politely and offer her 20 rupees, erectile and if she says no, Try Force.

Submission by Gil Brooks


My Friend’s 1st Reaction

This was my friend’s first reaction upon seeing this babe – slow lean forward; loud exhale; “I was gonna show you something funny, what is ed but I’d rather peep this.”

‘My Sister Did What?’

A local bro was shocked the morning after his Phi Beta Epsilon party when he saw pictures of his sister post beer pong and flippy cup games. Said the bro, this “my sister did what??”

Just When You It Was Safe To Go Back In The Pool…

…a bunch of creepy dudes hop in and molest a bunch of girls.

photo found via nickthedickreloaded

Human Champagne-A-Peed

I’ll join…

photo found via justemanuell

Boris Hoppek



Boris Hoppek – German Street Artist has a nice photo collection of babes in strange scenerios. Check out his site for more.

New Theory Suggested; Geologists Hmmm In Unison

Theory suggests that South America and Africa may have been formed during sexy steamy teenage showering. Geologist require more extensive research in local teens bathroom to confirm. In addition Hawaii also may have been created when soap dropped.

Sleepy Student Smart

Local sleepy student babe preemptively removes tittays from shirt to use as a pillow just incase she passes out during class. “I will allow it”, ask says classroom teacher.



Friends: The One Where Rachael Gets Naked

Best episode ever.

Rain Dances to Overtake Laps at Strip Clubs??

A new trend is gaining a lot of steam at strip clubs around the nation; rain dances. Where once a poncho was needed to deflect the happy juices of satisfied middle aged men, viagra the plastic shields are now necessary to deflect actual precipitation. Said one dancer, “now it’s our turn to make it rain.” Stay tuned as babezatron investigates (every Tuesday at Fantasy Island).

Laser Tits

Scientists are asked to hurry up with creating tits that shoot 80’s like laser beams already. Local man extremely annoyed and no longer content with CD-Rom tits. (See previous post below regarding cd-rom tits)

Apple Has Taken Over Our Minds!

If you’re like me, price the first thing you thought when you saw this babez boob with a cd on it was, “get an iPod already.”

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