After years of purposely destroying Sim City’s Japan level with earthquakes, order floods and robots, Sim City babe user feels super guilty. Luckily for us she is quick to rebuild the city on her off nights from school. Let’s just pray that the killer robot doesn’t come to fruition.
Ask her on a date politely and offer her 20 rupees, erectile and if she says no, Try Force.
Submission by Gil Brooks
This was my friend’s first reaction upon seeing this babe – slow lean forward; loud exhale; “I was gonna show you something funny, what is ed but I’d rather peep this.”
A local bro was shocked the morning after his Phi Beta Epsilon party when he saw pictures of his sister post beer pong and flippy cup games. Said the bro, this “my sister did what??”
…a bunch of creepy dudes hop in and molest a bunch of girls.
photo found via nickthedickreloaded
photo found via justemanuell
Boris Hoppek – German Street Artist has a nice photo collection of babes in strange scenerios. Check out his site for more.
Theory suggests that South America and Africa may have been formed during sexy steamy teenage showering. Geologist require more extensive research in local teens bathroom to confirm. In addition Hawaii also may have been created when soap dropped.
Local sleepy student babe preemptively removes tittays from shirt to use as a pillow just incase she passes out during class. “I will allow it”, ask says classroom teacher.
A new trend is gaining a lot of steam at strip clubs around the nation; rain dances. Where once a poncho was needed to deflect the happy juices of satisfied middle aged men, viagra the plastic shields are now necessary to deflect actual precipitation. Said one dancer, “now it’s our turn to make it rain.” Stay tuned as babezatron investigates (every Tuesday at Fantasy Island).
Scientists are asked to hurry up with creating tits that shoot 80’s like laser beams already. Local man extremely annoyed and no longer content with CD-Rom tits. (See previous post below regarding cd-rom tits)
If you’re like me, price the first thing you thought when you saw this babez boob with a cd on it was, “get an iPod already.”