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The Oscar’s lesser known Best XXX Parody Picture category nominations have been announced. Babezatron.com is proudly to present them  in no particular order:

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Who do you think will win?

If the label says dry hump only…you’d better go ahead and dry hump only.

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In an attempt to further diversify the Star Wars brand, George Lucas thinks about allowing the porn industry to do some licensed spoofs.

Female Gargamel bathes in Smurf splooge, swears it exfoliates skin. Although admits that her fingers are a bit sore from all the tiny handjobs.

Asking a babe if they want to see your giant mushroom tip can sometimes get you sexy snow sex.

Just like garlic repels vampires, apples, up until recent studies by bored orchard owners, were a great way for woman and larger gentlemen to avoid getting their tittayz squeezed. But now, with the afore mentioned research, there are concerns that there may be no way to keep from being honked

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A new popular fetish is emerging amongst the internet, Elephants trunks and scared topless celebrities. This niche will fail it’s too broad and not specific enough. But we wish Celephant enthusiasts the best of luck.

After extensive, extensive research, the staff at babezatron.com has determined that drinking booze does in fact still get you drunk.

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Cheap beer, check. Dildo in beer hand, check. Hotel key card…?

Make mine a double double.

Finally proof that we evolved from sexy ass licking mermaids.

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Did Santa bring a Lady Gag Gag sex doll to you as well during the holidays? If not you can always borrow ours.

NEWS UPDATE: If you know how to get us a copy-writing  job at Pipedream let us know!

The often elusive, and always mischievous Alonzo Arquette (evil twin brother of actor David Arquette), was spotted being up to no good at a popular bar in New Orleans last week.

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We are sure that all have you have already daydreamed about getting a glow job from lead actress Olivia Wilde (Quorra) from Tron Legacy. Well photographer Jared Ryder teamed up with Playboy in a “Tron” inspired photoshoot starring models Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto, to better help you daydream about uploading your hardrive into some inputs .

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