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Ocarina of Time: The Death of THE GREAT DEKU TREE

East St. Louis police chief, Michael Baxton, has plead guilty to stealing four Xbox 360 consoles from the FBI. Officials had placed the gaming units in a car as part of a sting that could cost the chief up to $500,000, and up to 15 years in prison. Said the red headed guy from CSI: Miami, “looks like for the chief, it’s game over…”
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NBA’s Chris Paul, formerly of the New Orleans Hornets, has been traded to the Los Angeles Clippers. This isn’t babe related news really, but the Los Angeles Clippers have never looked so sexy, so it’s relevant to this site. Shut up Lakers.

Facebook announced that Timeline is available now, the mandatory switch will happen in 7 days. To preview and learn about Timeline check out Facebook’s blog post blog.facebook.com.

You will be able to pinpoint and track the exact day and times, that your ex decided to whore it up to all your douchey acquaintances.

You may know some bargain hunters that have been camping outside the Best Buys, Targets, and Wal-Marts, for Black Friday, but there are many other desperate shop crazed maniacs, camping for days beside their laptop anxiously refreshing their browsers on sites like amazon.com and newegg.com, trying to get the next useless bargain.

Luckily for you the fine folks at Gizmodo have made the job easier for you, they’ve collected all the incoming deals and created a filter search, here

Good hunting, we’ll be in the AOL chat rooms trying to cyber sex some 40 year olds pretending to be a 19f/cali/witPix. Cyber Monday Rules!

Model: Iiniku Ushijima Photo: source?>

“I’m having trouble connecting to the network”, were the very last words we have heard from our beloved Apple iphone personal assistant, Siri. Missing reports have been piling in from across the USA. “I’m so scared. So scared that I’ll have to manually set my alarms and reminders”, says local scared iphone user.

We fear that the search for Siri, will take longer than a couple of hours. We pray that we can find her alive, unharmed, and still somewhat helpful enough to find the nearest gas station again.

photo via Indlekofer & Knoepfel

The NBA owners cancelled the first two weeks of the regular season on Monday. Which means no Star Wars themed Phoenix Sun’s cheerleading dance show. It truly is a darth time for the NBA.

Director Sean Dunn asks a handful of people at the gather of Juggalos, what does it means to be a Juggalo, in his film American Juggalo. It’s a pretty fun view, regardless if you believe these kids are the scum of the earth or messengers of peace.

At the very least you can skip through the “boring” parts, and give a looksie at some horrendous sloppy and some surprisingly gorgeous female juggalett’s juggs. Luckily for you, we’ve done the hard part watched the whole thing and collected the goods for you. You’re welcome.

Skittles – Newlyweds – Dir. Cousins [Not… by sharetherainbows

Music video and commercial directing collective Cousins, create a pretty awkwardly sexy funny spec commercial for the Skittles brand.

Plug me in babe.

Designed by Andrew Schneider, this solar-powered bikini can pump some electric juice into your gadgads via USB connection. The bikini is fitted with photovoltaic strips that are held together with conductive thread.

“A solar film bikini that charges your iPod! (With a USB connection!) The suit is a standard medium-sized bikini swimsuit retrofitted with 1″ x 4″ photovoltaic film strips sewn together in series with conductive thread. The cells terminate in a 5 volt regulator into a female USB connection.”

Discovery channel begins their week of non stop shark programming July 31st. No word if they will premiere the controversial In the Deep : Black Tigers On Great Whites iV.

Snow White was arrested for allegedly eating at least 4 of the 7 dwarfs.

We havn’t even finished all the books and movie, but I’m sure all you nerds out there are super stoked about Pottermore. JK Rowling has announced an online world of Hogwarts with additional content and digital activities. We’re already thinking about digitally breaking into Hermoine’s room and digitally wearing her Griffindor panties and digitally rubbing her lotion on our skin.

You can now search on google with a photo. Find similar *content with ease.
*(Find all the images of that one girl you’ve been looking for)

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