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Smurfs or Avatar People?

The great debate has been heating up as the Smurf movie approaches its release. Many nerds are in a dilemma, clinic “do I imagine my girlfriend as a Smurfette or an Avatar as I approach my release”? Our coverage will continue as this important issue continues.

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Sweet Sugar Kane

Amanda Jones / Sugar Kane seems like a fun model to work with.
Did you think we were going to make some sort of pussy/pussy cat joke? Yea, pilule you did.

Insane Clown Pussy

Photographer Daniel Cronin , purchase has managed to find some hot ICP babes amongst the disgustingly slack-jawed yokels at their concerts. Now if only Daniel could have got those girls to show off their “Juggalos” we would approve attending an ICP show.

Harry Potter Faked

It has come to our attention that none of the magic in the Harry Potter documentaries are real. We at Babezatron are appalled and and disgusted by the charade. At least Hermoine’s / Emma Watson ‘s nude photos are real.

Croc Crotch Epidemic

As reported earlier, web (Croc Crotch by the Babezatron staff), what is ed Croc Crotch now seems to be rising at an alarming rate. “Some girls don’t even realize they have it, viagra sale until it’s too late”. Doctor Crocodile Dentist advises women to examine themselves daily and check for Crocodiles hanging, protruding, birthing and biting off from their vagina, especially before any sort of webcam selfshot photos.

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Glitch Will Make iPhone Alarms Late Monday

The iPhone’s alarm app will not recognize the daylight savings time change going into effect this Monday. Users will have to create a special one time alarm for Monday morning. Or you can pretend you never read this and have a pretty legit excuse to show up late for work…either way.

Olivia Munn + Rolling Stones


There arn’t many hot and funny girls out there, more about but up there on the very short list of hot + funny babes of 2010 is Olivia Munn. Watch the video to see a behind the scenes interview during her sexy Rolling Stone’s photo shoot.

R2-D2 Swimsuit Gets Wet



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2. you should go ahead and sport this lovely Star Wars’ R2-D2 inspired one piece bathing suit made by Black Milk

NEWS UPDATE: Chewbaca Furry underwear recalled due to Tatooine-flea infestations

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Emma Stone To Be Mary Jane in Spiderman

Emma Stone our beloved girl next door girl is said to be casted as Mary Jane Watson in the new 2012 Spider-Man Reboot film.  A crucial Spider Sploodge facial scene is already in the works says top VFX supervisor “We’ve been doing tons of research, more about trying to get the right consistency to stick on her face.”

LSD Detected in Disneyland Drinking Water

Officials at both Disneyland in Anaheim, decease and Euro Disney, visit this site announced today that the two parks have had rising levels of LSD in the public and employee drinking fountains for years. Said one representative, “well I guess that answers the question as to why the Alice in Wonderland and Mr. Toads Wild Ride attractions always have such long lines.”

THIS JUST IN: Ariel hot in mermaid AND human form.

Stop Motion Babes the New Rage

Booty Clap from Kirsten Lepore on Vimeo.

The average internet fapper is getting quite bored with all the hot real babes clapping their bootys in the air. But fret not all you bored fappers, cialis 40mg stop motion animated babes will soon be fappable as Fapmation videos will be released in the near future, til then enjoy this little piece by Kirsten Lepore.

Spoiler Alert Tron Legacy

Secret level in Tron reveals Tron babe hanging out giving 1-ups, and power-ups, and blow jobs…ups.

Guitar Hero Review

I know we are a little late on reviewing Guitar Hero but we just found the article, seek better late than never, information pills enjoy!
Guitars are cool, but color matching guitar playing? There is no way tihs is gonna catch on. Oooh I pressed the green and red buttons at the right time, yea real fun.  Try busting this game out during a party and you’ll get made fun of immediately no one wants to watch and participate in baby time guitars. Final thoughts, if there is any game you’re gonna buy this 2005 Christmas try out Banjo Kazooie.

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