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You know what was Missing In Action at the 2012 SuperBowl halftime show? Some brown British Indian nip slip. Instead we got a measly middle finger from pop star M.I.A. and some weird awkward old lady air thrusts from Madonna. Besides the delayed censoring of the middle finger (poor dude is about to get fined and fired by the FCC), all in all it was a pretty uneventful show.

East St. Louis police chief, Michael Baxton, has plead guilty to stealing four Xbox 360 consoles from the FBI. Officials had placed the gaming units in a car as part of a sting that could cost the chief up to $500,000, and up to 15 years in prison. Said the red headed guy from CSI: Miami, “looks like for the chief, it’s game over…”
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Kim dies at 69. Six-tyyyyyyyyy Niiiiiiiiiiiineeeeee!

NBA’s Chris Paul, formerly of the New Orleans Hornets, has been traded to the Los Angeles Clippers. This isn’t babe related news really, but the Los Angeles Clippers have never looked so sexy, so it’s relevant to this site. Shut up Lakers.

Facebook announced that Timeline is available now, the mandatory switch will happen in 7 days. To preview and learn about Timeline check out Facebook’s blog post blog.facebook.com.

You will be able to pinpoint and track the exact day and times, that your ex decided to whore it up to all your douchey acquaintances.

Running a train just got a little easier. Earlier this year over 5,000 people took off their pants on subways in 48 cities in 22 countries around the world. In New York, the 10th Annual No Pants Subway Ride had over 3,500 participants. For more info on the No Pants Subway Ride check out improveverywhere.com

Comedian Patrice O’Neal died this Monday night. Suffering from a stroke and diabetes complications starting in October.

His hilarious break down of relationships, was truthful, unique, and should be watched by all girls acting all crazy and shit with their man.

Pay a little respect to Patrice ladies, S’ some D’s like a pornostar for your boyfriend, lover, or whatever tonight, it’s what Patrice would have wanted. Also watch Elephant In The Room, preferably while giving/getting said head.

You may know some bargain hunters that have been camping outside the Best Buys, Targets, and Wal-Marts, for Black Friday, but there are many other desperate shop crazed maniacs, camping for days beside their laptop anxiously refreshing their browsers on sites like amazon.com and newegg.com, trying to get the next useless bargain.

Luckily for you the fine folks at Gizmodo have made the job easier for you, they’ve collected all the incoming deals and created a filter search, here

Good hunting, we’ll be in the AOL chat rooms trying to cyber sex some 40 year olds pretending to be a 19f/cali/witPix. Cyber Monday Rules!

Model: Iiniku Ushijima Photo: source?>

Demi Moore announced today that she plans to end her six year marriage to actor Ashton Kutcher after allegations of infidelity. This means of course, that Demi will once again be the worlds most desirable milf; while Kutcher will continue to star on the number one sitcom on television…although strangely, I don’t know a single person who watches his show.

 
Heavy D, of Heavy D and the Boyz, has passed away at age 44. Rest in pies.

Dr. Conrad Murray, doctor for Michael Jackson, is on suicide watch, after a guilty verdict of involuntary manslaughter was issued. “After seeing some white girl ta-tas, I’m outta here”, said the guilty doc.

Joe Frazier, the relentless slugger who became the heavyweight champion of the world and earned boxing immortality with three epic battles against Muhammad Ali, died Monday at age 67, his personal manager said.

Here are some boxing babes to help you mourn this tragic loss.

Actress Lindsay Lohan will be featured in the January/February issue of Playboy. Said one Playboy subscriber, “you know, this might be the first time I use the I buy it for the articles excuse and actually mean it.”

“I’m having trouble connecting to the network”, were the very last words we have heard from our beloved Apple iphone personal assistant, Siri. Missing reports have been piling in from across the USA. “I’m so scared. So scared that I’ll have to manually set my alarms and reminders”, says local scared iphone user.

We fear that the search for Siri, will take longer than a couple of hours. We pray that we can find her alive, unharmed, and still somewhat helpful enough to find the nearest gas station again.

photo via Indlekofer & Knoepfel