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Japan Tsunami Hits Hard, Babe Saved

Our hearts go out to the victims of the disastrous Japanese earthquake and tsunami. There is a bosom of good news, medical ambulance luckily a local babe was able to float to safety in the raging currents.

Lindsey Lohan Not Ok with Jail Coke

Looks like Lindsey Lohan is most probably going back to jail for at least 60 days. Lindsey complains that the coke circulating in the jails is so 2009. She has requested that at least 2 new inmates be admitted into the jail with grade A 2011 coke hidden in their buttholes.

Meanwhile in Egypt

Do not let this girl go…

Soldiers are attempting to disperse the violent rioting by using hot babe soldiers, what is ed will it work? We hope so.

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The Office + Will Ferrell


Will Ferrell will play a Dunder Mifflin branch manager who gets sent to Scranton in at least four episodes this season. As this is Steve Carrell’s last season, approved producers knew they wanted to replace him with someone who had a name that could rhyme with Carrell…

2011 Oscar Nominations

The Oscar’s lesser known Best XXX Parody Picture category nominations have been announced. Babezatron.com is proudly to present them  in no particular order:

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Rum Jeremy

2011 Travel and Leisure Survey, troche about it has concluded that Los Angeles is the rudest city in America. Up yours New York and guy who is trying to merge into a freeway lane.

2011 Travel and Leisure Survey, approved has concluded that Los Angeles is the rudest city in America. Up yours New York and guy who is trying to merge into a freeway lane.

Ron Jeremy has an official rum called, here Ron De Jeremy. Wish we were joking, treat go sign up for a special edition numbered bottle at the site.
Don’t forget to find a VHS copy of Super Hornio Bros. featuring said porno star while sipping back on some Ron Rum.

Los Angeles Rude

“Waking up with 3 hot blondes every never gets old”, medications admits lucky douchebag.

2011 Travel and Leisure Survey, information pills has concluded that Los Angeles is the rudest city in America. Up yours New York and guy who is trying to merge into a freeway lane.

An Apple A Day No Longer Keeps the Tittay Squeezers Away

“Peach, buy information pills pilule I could eat a peach for hours”

“Peach, stomach I could eat a peach for hours”

Just like garlic repels vampires, tadalafil apples, up until recent studies by bored orchard owners, were a great way for woman and larger gentlemen to avoid getting their tittayz squeezed. But now, with the afore mentioned research, there are concerns that there may be no way to keep from being honked

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Playboy’s Tron Legacy

A local babe with poor hearing was electrocuted Wednesday, visit this view when her boyfriend asked her to use her mouth more to “suck it.” She was not badly injured, but the wall socket was left with severe bl

A local babe with poor hearing was electrocuted Wednesday, visit when her boyfriend asked her to use her mouth more to “suck it.” She was not badly injured, but the socket was left with severe blue walls.

Hundreds of local men gathered beneath a high rise building in downtown Houston, this earlier this week to try and talk a large pair of breasts out of jumping. Said one onlooker, “if these were some fake jugs, they’d probably just bounce on impact and be fine. But these babies are real!”
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We are sure that all have you have already daydreamed about getting a glow job from lead actress Olivia Wilde (Quorra) from Tron Legacy. Well photographer Jared Ryder teamed up with Playboy in a “Tron” inspired photoshoot starring models Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto, there to better help you daydream about uploading your hardrive into some inputs .

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Pron – a XXX Tron Parody

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The Beer Goggler – Katy Perry
Bad Girls Hotbox – Vikki Blows and Frien
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In the Raw – Dree Hemingway GIFS

Pretty Hot & Sexy – Gisele Bunchen topless in Vogue
Your Daily Girl – Bulgarian Playboy Playmates

Zoe Voss will be playing Quorra (Olivia Wilde) from Tron, ed and has been uploading picture from the Pron Set. Follow her tweets (@Zoe_Voss) for more inside info. No word yet on whether or not a CGI version of a younger Ron Jeremy will be utilized in the film.

Brett Favre’s Consecutive Game Streak Ends at 297

Zoe Voss will be playing Quorra and has been uploading picture from the Pron Set. Follow her tweets for more inside info as she gets

Zoe Voss will be playing Quorra (Olivia Wilde) from Tron, troche and has been uploading picture from the Pron Set. Follow her tweets (@Zoe_Voss) for more inside info. No word yet on whether or not a CGI version of a younger Ron Jeremy will be utilized in the film.

Due to a shoulder injury, and blah blah blah blah Brett Favre.

Under Construction

Photographer Daniel Cronin , dosage remedy has managed to find some hot ICP babes amongst the disgustingly slack-jawed yokels at their concerts. Now if only Daniel could have got those girls to show off their “Juggalos” we would approve attending an ICP show.
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Disney’s Tangled Blows Harry

Fanzatron: “In this enlightened day and age, cheapest this is a deep thought just as sexy as a good deep throat?”

Babezatron: nope.

Disney’s 3D animated movie “Tangled”, viagra sale blows Harry Potter at the box office this weekend. Dropping an estimated 68.5 million dollar load all over HP7’s face.

Spongebob Star Patrick Checks Into Rehab

Forget milk! If you want a killer bod (or at least a killer buzz), store drink yourself an icy cold PBR.

Forget milk! If you want a killer bod (or at least a killer buzz), nurse drink yourself an icy cold PBR.

After several racy photos, healing numerous barroom brawls, buy more about and yes, even a sex tape, Spongebob Squarepants star Patrick, announced that he will be taking a break from filming to check into an undisclosed rehab center for drug and sex addiction.

RELATED STORY: Tommy Pickles was picked up earlier in the week for soliciting sex from an undercover officer.

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