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Devil’s Sex Scandal Continues

It’s been several weeks since salacious, side effects self-shot pictures of the devil were leaked to the media, and the controversy rages on. Said one demon(in horrible, distorted demon voice), “you know it’s just really embarrassing. I mean we are trying to go about our days, being evil, and every time you open an evil newspaper or turn on the evil news, we have to see this? So embarrassing.”

Sony Discontinues Walkman

Today Sony Japan officially kills the Sony Walkman Cassette player. First launched in 1979, side effects since Sony’s Walkman has sold 220 million units worldwide. To put it into perspective, decease since 2004 Apple’s iPod has sold 240 million, as of January 2010.

We will truly probably not miss you all that much Sony Walkman, but let us take this moment and reflect on the great times we had together.

2012 Snow White Film

Brothers Grimm Snow White slated for 2012 is currently in production. To appeal to an edgier and hipper audience two new dwarfs will be added to the ensemble, clinic sleezy and breezy.

R2-D2 Swimsuit Gets Wet

If you are a babe, viagra order love star wars, and you are going to a Halloween pool party, then
1. will you marry us and let us come with you, and
2. you should go ahead and sport this lovely Star Wars’ R2-D2 inspired one piece bathing suit made by Black Milk

NEWS UPDATE: Chewbaca Furry underwear recalled due to Tatooine-flea infestations

Shake That Ass Video

Rock Solid Mafia – Shake that Ass from Sam Goldie on Vimeo.

In the day an age of crappy music videos, cost Rock Solid Mafia has provided all the key ingredients for a great music video: Babes, Guns, Gratuitous Ass Shots, Frolicking, and Spilling Stuff on Babes.

Fanzatrons Want to Know: Is Deep Thought the New Deep Throat?

Fanzatron: “In this enlightened day and age, cheapest is a deep thought just as sexy as a good deep throat?”

Babezatron: nope.

Croc Crotch

Recent studies show that swimming in the waters of crocodile infested waters can lead to a curable yet dangerous disease called Croc Crotch. Getting head has now been given a whole new meaning.

NEWS UPDATE: Sales of Croc sandals on the decline.

Ancient Greek Creature – Half Woman, Half Horse, Half Black Dude

The power to seduce men, mind run at lightening quick speeds, and get hassled by the man…

Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Clash with TV Host Bill O’reilly

View hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar got into a heated argument with conservative television host Bill O’reilly just days ago. Unofficial sources have told Babezatron that the dispute stemmed from O’reilly’s outrage about the lack of loofas in his dressing room.

Roethlisberger Returns to the Playing Field After Playing the Field

Big Ben will return as quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers this Sunday as they take on the Cleveland Browns. After the game, troche Ben plans on searching for some local Cleveland pink.

Brett Favre Sends Newdz

V sports personality Jenn Sterger says NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent her cell-phone photos of himself masturbating in 2008.  Pictures included a 40 year old married football all star, viagra dosage jersey less in Crocs running solo plays to his little Green Bay Packer.

Grandmothers I’d Like To F

If only all your grandmothers looked like this, cheapest there would be a lot more GMILF talk out there.

Babes Show Some Love – “Babezatron is #1″

Thanks babes for showing some love and letting us know that you think we’re number one.

Beer Replaces Jell-O as Favorite Thing For Babes in Inflatable Pools to Swim In

It appears as if there’s no longer room room for jell-o, website as icy cold beer has claimed the top spot in the annual “what would you like to see this babe swim in?” poll conducted by Babezatron.

Related Story: Beer tastes good.

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