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Beached Whale Free

After days of countless efforts to free the beached behemoth, here the Pacific Ocean’s high tide managed to sweep the beast away.

After days of countless efforts to free the beached behemoth, the Pacific Ocean’s high tide managed to sweep the beast away.

U.S.’s Newest Weapon

The United States Army is testing a new form of weapon, and the A4-Titty Heaven. Sasha Grey demonstrates how the enemy being of the sex starved type, treat will be distracted by the sexy female body, but also confused by the obstructing letters and numbers, A + 4.

Ass Rubbing Centre

With your generous donations we can expand our Centre to more than just ass rubbing.

James Franco What A Drag

For all the three people out there in the world that wanted to see James Franco dressed in drag here you go. Candy magazine has a some sort of editorial with more, there but why bother?

Emma Stone To Be Mary Jane in Spiderman

Emma Stone our beloved girl next door girl is said to be casted as Mary Jane Watson in the new 2012 Spider-Man Reboot film.  A crucial Spider Sploodge facial scene is already in the works says top VFX supervisor “We’ve been doing tons of research, more about trying to get the right consistency to stick on her face.”

F**cking Babes…How Do They Work?

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LSD Detected in Disneyland Drinking Water

Officials at both Disneyland in Anaheim, decease and Euro Disney, visit this site announced today that the two parks have had rising levels of LSD in the public and employee drinking fountains for years. Said one representative, “well I guess that answers the question as to why the Alice in Wonderland and Mr. Toads Wild Ride attractions always have such long lines.”

THIS JUST IN: Ariel hot in mermaid AND human form.

Bubble Porn

We should all already be aware of “bubble porn” where you take sfw images and create graphic circles covering the image to trick the viewer into thinking that the circles are covering a naked body, adiposity note the examples. If you want to know more about the origins, it basically came from a Mormon man trying to bypasses the “thou shall not look at porn” rule in his religion with a technique called “bubbling”.

Well what if you took it one step further and created tangible real “bubbles” and put it on a girl, it may look a lil something like this.

SFW Invitation Just Arrived didn’t exist when this party invite for Diesel ‘s Jeans 30 year anniversary celebration was initially sent out a year and a half ago. But it has finally arrived and we are here to say, look we are too busy to attend anyways. But we appreciate the hilarious video invite, totally SFW BTW.

Smoking Babe Follows Post

If you smoke them…they will come.

Vintage Sexists Advertising…

So true that it still stands the test of time.

Katy Perry Street

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Our favorite pop star (as of todays date), has graced her presence and fun bags on our favorite street, Sesame Street! But if pairing her boobs with puppets isn’t a turn on, then here is another gratuitous Katy Perry photo just for you as well.

Saved By The Bell Reunion On Hold

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen aka Kelli Kapowski, site is holding up the Saved by The Bell Reunion to do better and sexier things, we’ll allow it for now.

Spoiler Alert Tron Legacy

Secret level in Tron reveals Tron babe hanging out giving 1-ups, and power-ups, and blow jobs…ups.

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