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The Levi’s family is apologetic to the millions of people that have been frustrated with the button fly invention. We have just realized that they are actually pretty annoying, says James Levi.

Good old Mickey Mouse is said to be the father of several illegitimate children. The mothers are alleged from the 90′s Mickey Mouse Show.

As gams have become more important to men, babes have decided to be more involved in extended their legs. Gams surgeon says, I have more babe legs coming into the office asking for longer legs.

Arching your back extends life by 2 weeks, studies show.

2010 the Brazilian ass will be at it’s ripest. Many have waited years for this year to arrive. “Si, I’ve waited years”, says local Brazilian man who has been waiting years.

Local girl stock piles black hair dye. “I’m prepared for the hair dye scare of 2012″

The new generation iPod and iPod touches allow creepsters to take sneaky pics of asses in the guise of listening to Oingo Boingo.

Local babe watches Return of the King for the 500th time in her undies. “Gollum is so emo”, says Return of the King babe fan.

Angelina Jolie from the movie Hackerz was able to hack into the google mainframe and disable gmail with virus.exe.

NEWS UPDATE: Fortunately an IT from Google known as Craig Gunn was able to disable the virus.

Bernie Madoff has joined a Native American gang within prison. Reports of him using Indian rituals to rid his cancer are true. “Him have cancer, we use him as our bitch”, says gang leader Tonto.

The 4.1 magnitude earthquake located 58 miles from Anchorage, disrupts local Alaskan couple from finishing the birthday fellatio. “For my birthday I usually get a 5 minute oral birthday present, but this years present was interrupted prematurely by that damn quake.”, says local blue balls birthday boy.

Senate Democrats told Barack Obama to “slow down,” which could dash the hopes of putting the President’s sweeping health care reform bill to a summertime vote. Needless to say, babes were bummed.

Megan Fox, star of the upcoming Transformer 2 movie, has confused many toe fetish lovers. “I want to see a topless naked Megan Fox, but at the same time what the deal with that thumb?” asks 15 year old aspiring toe fetish perv.

NEWS UPDATE: Megan Fox will be topless in the upcoming Thumb Wars episode 4 dvd.