May 31, 2010 0
May 31, 2010 0
G String Magazine, clinic initially a magazine featuring different types of G guitar strings and their owners, tries for a new edgier direction.
May 27, 2010 0
“Hermione- hiney”, price added to the 2010 Harry Potter Book of Spells.
Apr 15, 2010 0
In a local neighborhood, recipe a girl has been seen walking her own butt without leash, local officers have given her several citations.
Feb 4, 2010 0
Rumors of her engagement to loser Jaime Kennedy have been blown out of proportion. “I am in no rush, viagra and still want to be in gang bangs for some time, and Jaime being the loser that he is, understands”.
Jan 22, 2010 0
In Northern California, sick a college freshman was blinded when he innocently requested that his foreign exchange girlfriend flash him. The babe, more about not familiar with the American tradition of flashing, illuminated her face and neck region to such high levels that doctors have said the young man will be lucky if he ever sees his GF’s bodacious ta-tas again.
Nov 8, 2009 2
At sundown, page local cowgirl and Indian babe will battle to the barebutt. Winner will receive bragging rights and a coupon to buffet at local Indian Casino.
Nov 4, 2009 0
Feature film version of the beloved Pipp Longstocking is currently in talks amongst a few of your aunties who remember that character. “Remember Pippi Longstocking? They should make a movie about her”, view says your eldest cooler auntie.
Oct 28, 2009 0
This Halloween crazies, see sickos, and pervs alike will reduce their poison use in candy due to the troubling economy. “I just can’t use as much poison as I’d like to, I have to pay off the windowless van eventually ya know?”, says local creep.
Oct 21, 2009 0
Oct 13, 2009 0
Oct 4, 2009 0
Snow in Milwaukee is refusing to melt, sildenafil despite the 90 degree weather. “This snow won’t melt!”, exclaims local Milwaukee resident.
Oct 3, 2009 0
Oct 2, 2009 1
Sales of backpacks have declined in recent years, information pills as kids find them pointless and dorky. Dorks still using trapperkeepers.