Although Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder today. She in the eyes of many of the jurors was found guilty of partying like a complete noob.
The Groningen Mental Enhancement Department in the Netherlands recently conducted a one-year study to see how gaming and cannabis can affect the brains of Alzheimer’s patients. All the test subjects played increasingly challenging games each day, ed but half the group was also administered smoke. Would you believe that the marijuana test group scored 43 percent better memory retention than the control group? (via kotaku)
Can we just say, pharmacy its super adorable when girls play video games, especially when they move the controller around or move their head thinking their player will move more from their extra, albeit cute, moves, but its even more adorable when they fucking rage off a foot and a half bong load.
This babe has the potential to be a total champion. What’s stopping us from crowning her a champ right here right now? We don’t know what she is drinking. If shes chugging down some Jame-o’s, checkremedy then we’d easily wait til she passes out and crown her champ. But the photo proves hard to not think she might just be sipping on some fruity (the gay kind) drink, which is a total boner killer for some reason.
We didn’t know the Canadian’s had it in them to celebrate anything. We’d gladly join all the of legal drinking aged girls (18 in Canada if you didn’t already know that you fucking pervert) for a round of Canadian Club Whiskey, viagra 100mg Canadian Bacon, illness and a good ole fashioned Canadian awkward white girl hand job to celebrate this momentous occasion.
iBoobies($10) Now all we need is an iFleshlight and our weird iphone sex tools collection will be complete.
“Give your iPhone a jiggle and a wiggle with this hilarious case and stand. It will make even the most boring calls a titillating experience! Features: Serves as a protective case & as a stand While designed for the iPhone model 4.”
We really like it when girls have imperfections. Fucked up noses, approved abnormally large hips, or eyes that are so far apart you could fit two more (eye)balls in between them, like this fucking babe. Don’t get us wrong, if you’re only exclusively bringing a fucked up nose and far apart eyeballs to the table, you’re pretty much fucked. But we’d choose a babe that is pretty with imperfection over the perfect looking babe anyday. So start breaking your noses, we’ll gladly do it for you, you probably deserve it anyways.
Using pastries as a joke to pretend like you have weird pastry nipples doesn’t distract the fact that your face is weird and that you probably have weird pastry looking nipples underneath those pretend pastry nipples.