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Although Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder today. She in the eyes of many of the jurors was found guilty of partying like a complete noob.

The Groningen Mental Enhancement Department in the Netherlands recently conducted a one-year study to see how gaming and cannabis can affect the brains of Alzheimer’s patients. All the test subjects played increasingly challenging games each day, ed but half the group was also administered smoke. Would you believe that the marijuana test group scored 43 percent better memory retention than the control group? (via kotaku)

Can we just say, pharmacy its super adorable when girls play video games, especially when they move the controller around or move their head thinking their player will move more from their extra, albeit cute, moves, but its even more adorable when they fucking rage off a foot and a half bong load.

But really F-Zero X? Boner killed.


Conceded Girl Still Liked By All

Conceded girls are always going to be liked, page nurse even when they purposely drop their friends out of focus in a group photo. And its ok, because shes hot.

photo by megan mcisaac

Nice View Obstructed By Asses

Local man complains that the view of local mountains that look like asses is obstructed by jean shorts that look like mountains that look like asses.

Optical Illusion

How many babes are in this photo?

Casey Anthony Guilty…Of Partying Like A Douche

Although Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder today. She in the eyes of many of the jurors was found guilty of partying like a complete noob.

Champion Or Chumpion? #01

This babe has the potential to be a total champion. What’s stopping us from crowning her a champ right here right now? We don’t know what she is drinking. If shes chugging down some Jame-o’s, check remedy then we’d easily wait til she passes out and crown her champ. But the photo proves hard to not think she might just be sipping on some fruity (the gay kind) drink, which is a total boner killer for some reason.
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Happy 4th Of July

A message from an adorably lost awkward white girl.

Happy Canadian Day Ay

We didn’t know the Canadian’s had it in them to celebrate anything. We’d gladly join all the of legal drinking aged girls (18 in Canada if you didn’t already know that you fucking pervert)  for a round of Canadian Club Whiskey, viagra 100mg Canadian Bacon, illness and a good ole fashioned Canadian awkward white girl hand job to celebrate this momentous occasion.

Summer Tipz #1

When tanning, tadalafil discount always make sure to wear a snake skin cowboy hat. It says, “I’m hip, tan, and kind of slutty.”

Perfect Imperfections

iBoobies($10) Now all we need is an iFleshlight and our weird iphone sex tools collection will be complete.
“Give your iPhone a jiggle and a wiggle with this hilarious case and stand. It will make even the most boring calls a titillating experience! Features: Serves as a protective case & as a stand While designed for the iPhone model 4.”

We really like it when girls have imperfections. Fucked up noses, approved abnormally large hips, or eyes that are so far apart you could fit two more (eye)balls in between them, like this fucking babe. Don’t get us wrong, if you’re only exclusively bringing a fucked up nose and far apart eyeballs to the table, you’re pretty much fucked. But we’d choose a babe that is pretty with imperfection over the perfect looking babe anyday. So start breaking your noses, we’ll gladly do it for you, you probably deserve it anyways.

photo source iluvskinnybitches model carola-remer

Miss America 2011

To all the teen selfshooting crashing fathers out there, viagra 60mg happy father’s day.

Miss America 2011, viagra sale Alyssa Campanella. Who wants to join the “How long til she does an amateur blow job sex video- pool? “

Happy Fathers Day 2011

You can now search on google with a photo. Find similar *content with ease.
*(Find all the images of that one girl you’ve been looking for)

this was one of the results for the image above that was submitted to google.

To all the selfshooting teen photo crashing fathers out there, cheapest happy father’s day.

Awkward Moments 01

Awkward Moment for Frank (not shown) – local patron at Vancouver during the riots on June 15th realizes his missing sandal lies next to super horny teenagers.


Quick Tip

Using pastries as a joke to pretend like you have weird pastry nipples doesn’t distract the fact that your face is weird and that you probably have weird pastry looking nipples underneath those pretend pastry nipples.

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