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The Final Four is Here!

The Final Four in NCAA Basketball has arrived. No doubt both brackets and nuts will be busted all over tonight.

Quick Tips #07 How To Date Zelda’s Link





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Ask her on a date politely and offer her 20 rupees, erectile and if she says no, Try Force.

Submission by Gil Brooks


My Friend’s 1st Reaction

Answer: yes

This was my friend’s first reaction upon seeing this babe – slow lean forward; loud exhale; “I was gonna show you something funny, what is ed but I’d rather peep this.”

Question: Can I Get a Whoot Whoot?

Answer: yes

‘My Sister Did What?’

Christina Aguellereafdsfsfwfsdfsasg (sp?) was pulled over for burning rubber and fish tailing in the streets of West Hollywood. During the field sobreity tests, this officers asked her to spell her last name she drunkenly replied “I don’t think anyone can spell my name sober”. Its a pretty hard name to spell from memory, try it.

A local bro was shocked the morning after his Phi Beta Epsilon party when he saw pictures of his sister post beer pong and flippy cup games. Said the bro, this “my sister did what??”

Drunk Christina Aguilera Arrested

One used to throw out “Canada sucks!” willy nilly, viagra 60mg but times have changed, polls have shown that people are just not so sure what Canada is really all about. But one trip to the Canadians borders will easily convince you that their border patrol babes are far hotter than the US government

photo by merkley

One used to throw out “Canada sucks!” willy nilly, viagra 100mg but times have changed, and polls have shown that people are just not so sure what Canada is really all about, or what willy nilly really means.

photo by merkley

One used to throw out “Canada sucks!” willy nilly, information pills but times have changed, polls have shown that people are just not so sure what Canada is really all about, or what willy nilly really means.

photo by merkley

Christina Aguellereafdsfsfwfsdfsasg (sp?) was pulled over for burning rubber and fish tailing in the streets of West Hollywood. During the field sobreity tests, order officers asked her to spell her last name she drunkenly replied “I don’t think anyone can spell my name sober”. Its a pretty hard name to spell from memory, try it.

Meanwhile in Egypt

Do not let this girl go…

Soldiers are attempting to disperse the violent rioting by using hot babe soldiers, what is ed will it work? We hope so.

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Los Angeles Rude

“Waking up with 3 hot blondes every never gets old”, medications admits lucky douchebag.

2011 Travel and Leisure Survey, information pills has concluded that Los Angeles is the rudest city in America. Up yours New York and guy who is trying to merge into a freeway lane.

Good Morning

Female Gargamel bathes in Smurf splooge, drug visit swears it exfoliates skin. Although admits that her fingers are a bit sore from all the tiny handjobs she’s been giving.

“Waking up with 3 hot blondes every now and again never gets old”, symptoms admits lucky douchebag.

Quick Tipz #06

Asking a babe if they want to see your giant mushroom tip can sometimes get you sexy snow sex.

2011 Year of the Slutty Rabbit

“Fine, cure stomach LA fitness!.. I’ll keep my gym membership, sheesh”.

The often elusive, there and always mischievous Alonzo Arquette (evil twin brother of actor David Arquette), was spotted being up to no good at a popular bar in New Orleans last week.

The often elusive, there and always mischievous Alonzo Arquette (evil twin brother of actor David Arquette), was spotted being up to no good at a popular bar in New Orleans last week.

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The often elusive, page and always mischievous Alonzo Arquette (evil twin brother of actor David Arquette), search was spotted being up to no good at a popular bar in New Orleans last week.

Photo Found From : mrmt

2011 is the year of the rabbit according the Chinese calendar. It is believed it will be a prosperous and sexy year.

NEWS UPDATE: Babezatron will be off til the New Year, erectile enjoy, be safe, and take photos at your sexy parties for us.

Rudolph Shows More Than His Red Nose

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer was suspended from flying on Xmas Eve as he inappropriately groped and flashed a few female Elves. Replacing him in line for sleigh pulling duties was Jennifer the Xmas stripper.

Playboy’s Tron Legacy

A local babe with poor hearing was electrocuted Wednesday, visit this view when her boyfriend asked her to use her mouth more to “suck it.” She was not badly injured, but the wall socket was left with severe bl

A local babe with poor hearing was electrocuted Wednesday, visit when her boyfriend asked her to use her mouth more to “suck it.” She was not badly injured, but the socket was left with severe blue walls.

Hundreds of local men gathered beneath a high rise building in downtown Houston, this earlier this week to try and talk a large pair of breasts out of jumping. Said one onlooker, “if these were some fake jugs, they’d probably just bounce on impact and be fine. But these babies are real!”
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We are sure that all have you have already daydreamed about getting a glow job from lead actress Olivia Wilde (Quorra) from Tron Legacy. Well photographer Jared Ryder teamed up with Playboy in a “Tron” inspired photoshoot starring models Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto, there to better help you daydream about uploading your hardrive into some inputs .

See more at Playboy

Quick Tipz 02

Always have a pack of Skittles laying around the house…because you just never know when a babe is going to ask you to cover her vag in candy.

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