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If you smoke them…they will come.

So true that it still stands the test of time.

Our favorite pop star (as of todays date), has graced her presence and fun bags on our favorite street, Sesame Street! But if pairing her boobs with puppets isn’t a turn on, then here is another gratuitous Katy Perry photo just for you as well.

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen aka Kelli Kapowski, is holding up the Saved by The Bell Reunion to do better and sexier things, we’ll allow it for now.

Secret level in Tron reveals Tron babe hanging out giving 1-ups, power-ups, and blow jobs…ups.

Morning girlfriend stretches like these will also benefit you, as your member also participates in some accidental stretching

I know we are a little late on reviewing Guitar Hero but we just found the article, better late than never, enjoy!
Guitars are cool, but color matching guitar playing? There is no way tihs is gonna catch on. Oooh I pressed the green and red buttons at the right time, yea real fun.  Try busting this game out during a party and you’ll get made fun of immediately no one wants to watch and participate in baby time guitars. Final thoughts, if there is any game you’re gonna buy this 2005 Christmas try out Banjo Kazooie.

Everything in Japan is wacky and wrong, yet this fail 69 is so right.

Farmers across the US, after three days of deliberations, have finally agreed to hollaaaaaa.

Siamese Twins, conjoined at the ass cheeks, are to undergo a risky ass to ass surgery. “This is to be the hottest fucking surgery I’ve ever performed”, says surgeon.

NEWS UPDATE: The “Ass to Ass” guy from Requiem For A Dream, will be in attendance yelling “Ayss to Ayss” prior to going under.

Zooey Deschanel is in talks with movie studios in developing several new Wizard of Oz titles. An adult remake called Wiz in My Oz-hole is also in the works.

Local Anti Fur Activists have officially ended their pursuit in stopping animals from being used as fashion accessories. “We collectively said F-it, these babes just make fur look too sexy” says local former anti fur activist sporting her new fox fur bracelet.

Lady Gaga recently announced she will be upgrading her breasts to double AK-47′s, and her penis to a bazooka.

Sexy Tampa Bay teacher, Stephanie Ragusa is sentenced 10 years in prison for having sex with her two male students, (16 + 14). When asked if the boys had regretted anything during the school year, their reply was, they wished they had failed the class so they would have to take it over…and over…and over again.