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Spilling the beans about the ending of that Jake Gyllenhaal movie about time travel is one thing, view illness but spilling beans on top of yourself in a kiddie pool full of luke warm deliciousness while dudes take a few snapshots to put on their weird niche website? Don’t know if this is a move of a champion or chumpion, you decide.

 

Spilling the beans about the ending of that Jake Gyllenhaal movie about time travel is one thing, search but spilling beans on top of yourself in a kiddie pool full of luke warm deliciousness while dudes take a few snapshots to put on their weird niche website? Don’t know what the champion or chumpion gods would have to say about it, you decide.

 

 

Spilling the beans about the ending of that Jake Gyllenhaal movie about time travel is one thing, pills but spilling beans on top of yourself in a kiddie pool full of luke warm deliciousness while dudes take a few snapshots to put on their weird niche website? Don’t know what the champion or chumpion gods would have to say about it, you decide.

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Spilling the beans about the ending of that time traveling Jake Gyllenhaal movie is one thing, this web but spilling beans on top of yourself in a kiddie pool full of luke warm deliciousness while dudes take a few snapshots to put on their weird niche website? Don’t know what the champion or chumpion gods would have to say about it, you decide.

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Spilling the beans about the ending of that time traveling Jake Gyllenhaal movie is one thing, more about but spilling beans on top of yourself in a kiddie pool full of luke warm deliciousness while dudes take a few snapshots to put on their weird niche website? Don’t know what the champion or chumpion gods would have to say about it, you decide.

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This Kreayshawn look a like, store looks a like shes getting it from the invisible hipster.

Juilia Galdo

Photographer Julia Galdo

Interview with Giovanni Lipari



This past weekend, unhealthy Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 became the first in the series to cross the $1 billion mark at the worldwide box office. Time to fucking celebrate hard, those residual checks are going to be nice and fat this year, you lucky jerks.

 

Giovanni’s Death Of Youth series really struck a chord with us, advice we think most men entering their adulthood can easily relate to this project. His vision and purpose of the series hits it right on the head perfectly; stylistically, diagnosis thematically, and emotionally. Do yourself a favor check out the photos and read his Death Of Youth statement. We had a moment to pick his brain over a few emails, here is what came of it.

Tell us a little bit about yourself and about your photo background?
Giovanni Lipari, Age 30. I’m Italian, unmarried, and a self-taught photographer.  I had a little photography training in school, but nothing past the basics that one would learn in secondary school. Light surrounds us and I’m constantly observing and studying it.

Is being a photographer your full time gig?
I am not a photographer professionally, I have been paid for it in the past.

Have you had your big break? If not do you think it’ll come? If so how did it feel?
I don’t know if such an event is possible.  Most people that are successful have worked long and hard for their accomplishments, which makes the “break” less of a singular experience, and more of just a part of life.  But I hope to have a “break” someday….. that would be wonderful.

You have fullfilled a fantasy that most men can only dream of. Do you feel like you are satisified with living “the dream” of the rock star photograhper?
Yes and No, The fact that I could fabricate “the dream” makes it impossible to fulfill.   But there is a sense of accomplishment that was created during the process of shooting this project.

Do you plan on continuing this dream?
Absolutely not.  It was exhausting, annoying, and expensive.  I’m happily looking forward to my next project…. which will have nothing to do with naked women.

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Happy Birthday Selena Gomez


We here at Babezatron love The Walking Dead, approved here’s the first scene from the upcoming season 2 of AMC’s hit show. Also here is a pretty epic poster depicting our heroes trapped on the roof of their RV. The Walking Dead will have its San Diego Comic-Con panel on Friday. Hopefully season 2 has some sweet zombie sex action, either be it zombie on zombie or human on zombie, we are down with the undead.

Happy 19th Birthday Selena Gomez, view for your birthday we got you a bunch of dudes jerking it to your photoshopped nudes and some hand written birthday cards written in blood and semen by at least 6 guys.

Happy Passover




As stoners barely remember to celebrate 420, more about tie dye shirts around the United States plea for a more groovy session. So please, won’t you be a lil’ more groovy, for the swirly li’ guys.

If you are just now discovering about Osama Bin Laden’s death via babezatron.com, what is ed you are the best.

Now, ampoule how about you lift up that conservative long Jewish skirt and flip that ass over?

OR

(In Yiddish accent) “You want I should lick those meat curtains? No dairy please”
(just incase you missed that joke, its because they can’t combine meat and dairy)

Tie Dye Shirts Complain Stoners Not Groovy Enough

So we planned on seeing YOUR HIGHNESS starring Danny McBride, cure James Franco and Natalie Portman. Well what had happened was, more about we thought it’d be so fucking clever if we smoked out and watched it high! Well like typical stoners we missed the showtime. But we made the best of it and decided to talk out and predict what the movie would actually be like then review our prediction of the movie. But then instead of doing that we had sex. In conclusion you should plan on watching YOUR HIGHNESS out in theaters now.



As stoners barely remember to celebrate 420, information pills tie dye shirts around the United States plea for a more groovy session. So please, won’t you be a lil’ more groovy, for the swirly li’ guys.

Sexual Deviant Scientist Reluctantly Worried Mutated Radioactive Japanese Babes Terrorizing Thoughts


As the threat of a Japanese nuclear meltdown increases hour by hour, this sales scientists around the world worry of the possible emergence of highly mutated radioactive babes terrorizing inappropriate sexually charged Japanese disaster fantasies.

Please help the potentially radioactive Japanese babes by donating to your favorite rescue charity. If you don’t know where to donate then please donate to the Red Cross Japanese earthquake emergency rescue HERE
https://american.redcross.org

Human Champagne-A-Peed

I’ll join…

photo found via justemanuell

Boris Hoppek



Boris Hoppek – German Street Artist has a nice photo collection of babes in strange scenerios. Check out his site for more.

New Theory Suggested; Geologists Hmmm In Unison

Theory suggests that South America and Africa may have been formed during sexy steamy teenage showering. Geologist require more extensive research in local teens bathroom to confirm. In addition Hawaii also may have been created when soap dropped.

Friends: The One Where Rachael Gets Naked

Best episode ever.

Star Whores: The Empiress’ Got Back

Ron Jeremy has an official rum called, stuff dosage Ron De Jeremy. Wish we were joking, sale go sign up for a special edition numbered bottle at the site.
Don’t forget to find a VHS copy of Super Hornio Bros. featuring said porno star while sipping back on some Ron Rum.

In an attempt to further diversify the Star Wars brand, visit George Lucas thinks about allowing the porn industry to do some licensed spoofs.

Movie Quotes #01

A new popular fetish is emerging amongst the internet, medical Elephants trunks and scared topless celebrities. This niche will fail it’s too broad and not specific enough. But we wish Celephant enthusiasts the best of luck.

A great way to save time is to multitask…”All three of us need to bathe AND we all was to smoke a cig?? I’ll run the water; Jane, troche you pack the smokes; Beth, price start taking off all of our clothes.”

photo found via ambidextrously-erotic

“Peach, website I could eat a peach for hours”

Checklist

If the label says dry hump only…you’d better go ahead and dry hump only.

photo found via vivamus-atque-amemus

Cheap beer, viagra dosage check. Dildo in beer hand, check. Hotel key card…?

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