
At a glance it appears this babe has an unusually large middle finger, also at a glance it appears she likes it in the pooper while watching Pippy Long Stocking in reverse with the volume at 96%, but this is all just at a glance.



Miss America 2011, Alyssa Campanella. Who wants to join the “How long til she does an amateur blow job sex video- pool? “


A San Fernando Valley studio is in talks with the band Paramore to create a Mockumentary Porno feature the beloved red head lead singer, Hayley Williams.
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A Madmen Joan Halloway / Christina Hendricks look a like – look a like, really looks a like, like the Joan Halloway / Christina Hendricks look a like.
(look a like model/photos at mike dowson )



Today Sony Japan officially kills the Sony Walkman Cassette player. First launched in 1979, since Sony’s Walkman has sold 220 million units worldwide. To put it into perspective, since 2004 Apple’s iPod has sold 240 million, as of January 2010.
We will truly probably not miss you all that much Sony Walkman, but let us take this moment and reflect on the great times we had together.


Officials at both Disneyland in Anaheim, and Euro Disney, announced today that the two parks have had rising levels of LSD in the public and employee drinking fountains for years. Said one representative, “well I guess that answers the question as to why the Alice in Wonderland and Mr. Toads Wild Ride attractions always have such long lines.”
THIS JUST IN: Ariel hot in mermaid AND human form.

Girls have officially surrendered to the insistent requests for tits. Members representing girls around the world have officially signed the doctrine, and effective immediately girls will have to surrender their tops as requested by anyone, officially official. So get to requesting. #TitsorGTFO
More photos of these girls on our new found friend’s site FrontArmy

Lindsey Lohan has been using her time wisely whilst in jail. Lindsey has been seen making up on her highschool homework assignments. Better late than never claims, Mrs. Gingerbean her 10th grade geometry teacher.

Local statistician has made an alarming discovery, “simply put, puffy nips are on the rise. Which is directly related to the rise in my pants”, claims local statistician.


Local Anti Fur Activists have officially ended their pursuit in stopping animals from being used as fashion accessories. “We collectively said F-it, these babes just make fur look too sexy” says local former anti fur activist sporting her new fox fur bracelet.

New studies show that extreme cases of blackheads on hot babes, don’t make them less hot.
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