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G String Magazine, initially a magazine featuring different types of G guitar strings and their owners, tries for a new edgier direction.

No funny caption here, just the moment every guy under 25 has been waiting for,  has arrived.

In the long standing tradition of air guitar/air drumming contests, the national association for the furtherment of BJ’s, announced this week that the National Air BJ Competition will hold it’s first annual event on May 13th via web cams throughout the country. Said local Portland babe, “I am going to suck the shit out of some air.”

NEWS UPDATE:
More photos of her blowness found at FrontArmy

Seconds after luckiest man on Earth took this photo, he was was pronounced dead and erect.

New studies show that brushing teeth immediately after a BJ is more destructive than good. By brushing you would then kill all the helpful little sperm babies that are actively killing plaque and the taste of slut mouth.  Dentist advice to set up an appointment for an oral checkup.

Feature film version of the beloved Pipp Longstocking is currently in talks amongst a few of your aunties who remember that character. “Remember Pippi Longstocking? They should make a movie about her”, says your eldest cooler auntie.

After an exhausting two week search, the Governor of Tennessee has called off the manhunt for the front of local eighteen year old Jenny’s summer dress. While the family of the young girl is still offering a $500 reward for information leading to the return of the front of the dress, men across Tennessee are offering double that amount for the piece of fabric to remain missing.