Since the dawning of time (or at least the mid 70’s), adiposity Man’s two favorite indulgences have been alcohol and pornography. What could be better than having a sip of a tasty adult beverage and then watching two strangers have sex for money on video tape? The question then became, “how to combine the two?” Sure you could set the old super 8, splash around a little Evan Williams, and get freaky with your lady friend. But where’s the class and innovation in that? It would take an overweight, well endowed, mustache of a man to finally get it right. Enter Ron Jeremy and his delicious Ron De Jeremy rum. We got it, we tried it, we dog gone done did it. Here is what we remember…
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So we planned on seeing YOUR HIGHNESS starring Danny McBride, dosage James Franco and Natalie Portman. Well what had happened was, search we thought it’d be so fucking clever if we smoked out and watched it high! Well like typical stoners we missed the showtime. But we made the best of it and decided to talk out and predict what the movie would actually be like then review our prediction of the movie. But then instead of doing that we had sex. In conclusion you should plan on watching YOUR HIGHNESS out in theaters now.
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The moment we received the 86 page book filled with tasteful and tasty photos of breasts, we were immediately giddy and excited. Some of us were noticeably way more excited. We immediately put on the the 3-D glasses that were provided in the book and flipped through the pages. There is a fun nostalgia factor of experiencing the red and blue 3-D that is totally remixed with viewing mature material.
We were in awe at the boobs popping right out at us. The boobs vary in size, shape, color, and sexiness but the photos are all packaged in a cohesive, fun, and sexy way. This is more of an artsy fun coffee table book rather than material you’d want to fap to. Nonetheless, do yourself a favor; buy it for yourself, your bestfriend, or creepy uncle. It’d be a great present for the upcoming Holidays.
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Admit it, order when you watched James Cameron’s Avatar in 3D and you caught a glimpse of that blue side boob you got a little excited. Well now you’ll be able to see blue full boob and blue butts thanks to the visionaries at Hustler. Hopefully they’ll keep the amount of blue balls to a minimum.