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Since the dawning of time (or at least the mid 70’s), Man’s two favorite indulgences have been alcohol and pornography. What could be better than having a sip of a tasty adult beverage and then watching two strangers have sex for money on video tape? The question then became, “how to combine the two?” Sure you could set the old super 8, splash around a little Evan Williams, and get freaky with your lady friend. But where’s the class and innovation in that? It would take an overweight, well endowed, mustache of a man to finally get it right. Enter Ron Jeremy and his delicious Ron De Jeremy rum. We got it, we tried it, we dog gone done did it. Here is what we remember…

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Are you embarrassed about being an Urban Outfitters model wearing stupid novelty sunglasses? Then censor yourself by wearing, Urbanoutfitters’ stupid novelty sunglasses. Buy them here at Urban Outfitters.

Not totally in line what we usually post here, but I really like the band, and there are glimpses off hot babes licking things, and just being cute. Give it a watch/listen.

Battles – Ice Cream (Featuring Matias Aguayo) – taken from forthcoming album ‘Gloss Drop’ releasing June 6/7
Video directed by Canada

So we planned on seeing YOUR HIGHNESS starring Danny McBride, James Franco and Natalie Portman. Well what had happened was, we thought it’d be so fucking clever if we smoked out and watched it high! Well like typical stoners we missed the showtime. But we made the best of it and decided to talk out and predict what the movie would actually be like then review our prediction of the movie. But then instead of doing that we had sex. In conclusion you should plan on watching YOUR HIGHNESS out in theaters now.

Boris Hoppek – German Street Artist has a nice photo collection of babes in strange scenerios. Check out his site for more.

Did Santa bring a Lady Gag Gag sex doll to you as well during the holidays? If not you can always borrow ours.

NEWS UPDATE: If you know how to get us a copy-writing  job at Pipedream let us know!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows if you haven’t seen it yet then we would encourage you to do so. HP7 is unlike its predecessors, the fun childlike magic has definitely been toned down, its darker, scarier, more violent, and Hermoine is looking sexier.

Black Milk releases another Star Wars inspired swimsuit. We await the Star Wars Light Saber Dildo, may the force be in you, then out, then back in.

RELATED POST – R2D2 Swimsuit on Babezatron

Katy Perry made an appearance on the Simpsons Christmas special episode last night. If you missed it click the video above. Puppets and Katy Perry maybe a new niche fetish of ours.

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3DD / Boobs in 3-D / Book Review

The most fantastic forms of entertainment comes in threes:  the three breasted lady alien in Total Recall,  the band Three Doors Down (maybe), and Photographer Henry Hargreaves’ 3 Dimensional Book about Boobs 3DD.

The moment we received the 86 page book filled with tasteful and tasty photos of breasts,  we were immediately giddy and excited. Some of us were noticeably way more excited. We immediately put on the the 3-D glasses that were provided in the book and flipped through the pages. There is a fun nostalgia factor of experiencing the red and blue 3-D that is totally remixed with viewing mature material.

We were in awe at the boobs popping right out at us. The boobs vary in size, shape, color, and sexiness but the photos are all packaged in a cohesive, fun, and sexy way. This is more of an artsy fun coffee table book rather than material you’d want to fap to. Nonetheless, do yourself a favor; buy it for yourself, your bestfriend, or creepy uncle. It’d be a great present for the upcoming Holidays.

Want a chance to win a FREE copy of 3DD? Then enter in our very first Babezatron Contest. Simply come up with the best caption for the photo above and win your own copy of the book and 3D glasses!

Rules: You must be 18 years or older to enter. U.S. residents only. Submit your caption either by replying/commenting on this thread or e-mail your caption to babez[@]babezatron[dot]com Maximum of 3 captions per person please.  Provide a proper working e-mail address in either the posting or e-mail. Editors of Babezatron.com will decide a winner. Captions will not be posted until after the contest is over. Winner will be notified by e-mail and we will request a U.S. mailing address to send the prize. Deadline for final entries is 11/30/2010.

Tapes ‘n Tapes, badass indie band out of Minnesota, released their new single, Freak Out, for FREE DOWNLOAD on their website last week. Babezatron has downloaded…we’ve listened…we’ve listened several more times…we love. The song is awesome, and one can only assume that the band’s new album, Outside (out 01/11/11), will have babez and dudez alike dancing in the streets.

Download the Single At : http://www.tapesntapes.com/

If you are a babe, love star wars, and you are going to a Halloween pool party, then
1. will you marry us and let us come with you, and
2. you should go ahead and sport this lovely Star Wars’ R2-D2 inspired one piece bathing suit made by Black Milk

NEWS UPDATE: Chewbaca Furry underwear recalled due to Tatooine-flea infestations

Rock Solid Mafia – Shake that Ass from Sam Goldie on Vimeo.

In the day an age of crappy music videos, Rock Solid Mafia has provided all the key ingredients for a great music video: Babes, Guns, Gratuitous Ass Shots, Frolicking, and Spilling Stuff on Babes.

Admit it, when you watched James Cameron’s Avatar in 3D and you caught a glimpse of that blue side boob you got a little excited. Well now you’ll be able to see blue full boob and blue butts thanks to the visionaries at Hustler. Hopefully they’ll keep the amount of blue balls to a minimum.