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Very nicely designed artwork for the Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition “KAMA SUTRA”, Designed by Malika Favre, Art direction by Paul Buckley.

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Jeff Proctor explores zombie’s lustful side. What did you think the zombies from Walking Dead were doing when they’re not grubbing on brains?

You thought you were a champion with your little two minute sex act initiating to the Mile High Club. Well chump, there is a new club in town, and its the Mile Fall Club. And this champion in the video above is its founding member, he not only does the deed on a tiny single engine aircraft next to a calm and collected pilot, but he does so as he is free falling / balling through the clear blue skies.

A French-Canadian porn star took his career to new heights when he videotaped himself having sex while skydiving with the receptionist of the skydiving company where he moonlighted as a part-time instructor.

FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity that could distract the pilot while he’s flying could be a violation of federal regulations. Skydive Taft owner David Chrouch says he fired part-time skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres and hasn’t decided whether to fire the company’s receptionist, Hope Howell, who he said was Torres’ partner in the video.

Presenting some dumb yet slightly amusing condom/corporate slogan mashups.

These are a bunch of brand slogans that, when presented on condom wrapperssuddenly become double entendres.

• Pork. The Other White Meat. — National Pork Board
• You’re in good hands with Allstate (but why am I wearing a condom?). — Allstate
• Taking Care of Business. — Office Depot
• When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight (even though you wish you could ask them to leave). — Fed Ex
• So easy a caveman can do it. — GEICO
• I’m lovin’ it. — McDonald’s
• M’m! M’m! Good! — Campbell’s Soup
• It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. — Perdue Farms
• It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. — Timex
• Home of the Whopper. – Burger King
• Connecting People. — Nokia
• Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. — Almond Joy/Mounds
• Give me a break, give me a break; break me off a piece of that penis — Kit Kat

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via Geekologie

Asking a babe if they want to see your giant mushroom tip can sometimes get you sexy snow sex.

Finally proof that we evolved from sexy ass licking mermaids.

photo found @alsean.com

Did Santa bring a Lady Gag Gag sex doll to you as well during the holidays? If not you can always borrow ours.

NEWS UPDATE: If you know how to get us a copy-writing  job at Pipedream let us know!

Disney’s 3D animated movie “Tangled”, blows Harry Potter at the box office this weekend. Dropping an estimated 68.5 million dollar load all over HP7′s face.