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Safe Sex For Seniors


In the past 5 years, salve the rate of STDs among active seniors has risen over 70%. This public service announcement promotes the importance of using condoms, viagra order illustrated by mature adults in various poses of the Kama Sutra.

Bubonic Plague back on the rise?

GIF Of The Day


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Geometric Porn App


Geometric Porn is a fun minimalist abstract take on sex. Check out the video and or download it to your iphone.

Something abstract existing in thought or as an idea but not having a physical or concrete existence. Visual geometry containing the non-explicit description of sexual organs or activity. Arising in the mind it intends to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings.

GeometricPorn is a project by Luciano Foglia, hospital a multidisciplinary visual artist. He has been working in the design industry for over ten years focusing on interactive design, sale code based animations and music. His personal time is spent exploring new ways of expression in music and art, working from his studio in London, Hackney Wick.

Kama Sutra Deluxe

Very nicely designed artwork for the Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition “KAMA SUTRA”, approved Designed by Malika Favre, Art direction by Paul Buckley.

Photo Of The Day 01.19.12


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Zombie Babes Jeff Proctor


Jeff Proctor explores zombie’s lustful side. What did you think the zombies from Walking Dead were doing when they’re not grubbing on brains?

Mile High Club – Sky Diving Edition

You thought you were a champion with your little two minute sex act initiating to the Mile High Club. Well chump, dosage there is a new club in town, more about and its the Mile Fall Club. And this champion in the video above is its founding member, rx he not only does the deed on a tiny single engine aircraft next to a calm and collected pilot, but he does so as he is free falling / balling through the clear blue skies.

A French-Canadian porn star took his career to new heights when he videotaped himself having sex while skydiving with the receptionist of the skydiving company where he moonlighted as a part-time instructor.

FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity that could distract the pilot while he’s flying could be a violation of federal regulations. Skydive Taft owner David Chrouch says he fired part-time skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres and hasn’t decided whether to fire the company’s receptionist, Hope Howell, who he said was Torres’ partner in the video.

Condumbs


Presenting some dumb yet slightly amusing condom/corporate slogan mashups.

These are a bunch of brand slogans that, see when presented on condom wrapperssuddenly become double entendres.

  • Pork. The Other White Meat. — National Pork Board
  • You’re in good hands with Allstate (but why am I wearing a condom?). — Allstate
  • Taking Care of Business. — Office Depot
  • When it absolutely, online positively, pill has to be there overnight (even though you wish you could ask them to leave). — Fed Ex
  • So easy a caveman can do it. — GEICO
  • I’m lovin’ it. — McDonald’s
  • M’m! M’m! Good! — Campbell’s Soup
  • It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. — Perdue Farms
  • It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. — Timex
  • Home of the Whopper. — Burger King
  • Connecting People. — Nokia
  • Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. — Almond Joy/Mounds
  • Give me a break, give me a break; break me off a piece of that penis — Kit Kat

New Condoms Tumblr
via Geekologie

Quick Tipz #06

Asking a babe if they want to see your giant mushroom tip can sometimes get you sexy snow sex.

Darwin’s Less Popular Theory

Finally proof that we evolved from sexy ass licking mermaids.

photo found @alsean.com

Lady Gag Gag Sex Doll

Did Santa bring a Lady Gag Gag sex doll to you as well during the holidays? If not you can always borrow ours.

NEWS UPDATE: If you know how to get us a copy-writing  job at Pipedream let us know!

Disney’s Tangled Blows Harry


Disney’s 3D animated movie “Tangled”, viagra sale blows Harry Potter at the box office this weekend. Dropping an estimated 68.5 million dollar load all over HP7’s face.

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