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NBA’s Chris Paul, formerly of the New Orleans Hornets, has been traded to the Los Angeles Clippers. This isn’t babe related news really, but the Los Angeles Clippers have never looked so sexy, so it’s relevant to this site. Shut up Lakers.

Joe Frazier, the relentless slugger who became the heavyweight champion of the world and earned boxing immortality with three epic battles against Muhammad Ali, died Monday at age 67, his personal manager said.

Here are some boxing babes to help you mourn this tragic loss.

It is internationally known that beer pong and flip cup are the two greatest games ever invented. Also recognized world-wide is the awesome occurrence of the ‘rising thong,’ wherein a babes thong peeks out of her pants slightly, indicating she’s probably, as my good pals on the J. Shore might say, DTF. What is highly questionable about this babe is the self inflicted atomic wedgie she seems to be going for. Her team doesn’t appear to be doing too well at beer pong either. After reviewing the photo, only one question remains…

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The NBA owners cancelled the first two weeks of the regular season on Monday. Which means no Star Wars themed Phoenix Sun’s cheerleading dance show. It truly is a darth time for the NBA.

After 19 NBA seasons, Shaquille O’ Neal announces his retirement. Four NBA championships, (only two behind Jordan, see photo) 5th all time scorer, 12th all time rebounder, 7th all time blocker, and 1st most stitches given to phat assed white girls.

photo via dontruinthend

The difference in risk of seriously injuring oneself, between grinding the slippery rails on a bmx bike and grinding the slippery tail on a bmx’ed babe, is only slight. But one activity can substantially injure your lil’ rider more.

The Final Four in NCAA Basketball has arrived. No doubt both brackets and nuts will be busted all over tonight.

Due to a shoulder injury, blah blah blah blah Brett Favre.

Will Miami Heat ‘s Lebron James commit to his ritual chalk clap in his former team’s home game in Cleveland on Thursday night?

We don’t know. But what we do know is, that he will continue to chalk up white girls breasts after the game 100%.

Big Ben will return as quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers this Sunday as they take on the Cleveland Browns. After the game, Ben plans on searching for some local Cleveland pink.

V sports personality Jenn Sterger says NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent her cell-phone photos of himself masturbating in 2008.  Pictures included a 40 year old married football all star, jersey less in Crocs running solo plays to his little Green Bay Packer.

The Eagles acquire Michael Vick. Michael Vick acquires local Philly ass.