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East St. Louis police chief, Michael Baxton, has plead guilty to stealing four Xbox 360 consoles from the FBI. Officials had placed the gaming units in a car as part of a sting that could cost the chief up to $500,000, and up to 15 years in prison. Said the red headed guy from CSI: Miami, “looks like for the chief, it’s game over…”
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Photographer Maurizio Di Iorio updates with a series called ‘A Point Moving on a Crooked Curve’.

This Kreayshawn look a like, looks a like shes getting it from the invisible hipster.

Since the dawning of time (or at least the mid 70’s), Man’s two favorite indulgences have been alcohol and pornography. What could be better than having a sip of a tasty adult beverage and then watching two strangers have sex for money on video tape? The question then became, “how to combine the two?” Sure you could set the old super 8, splash around a little Evan Williams, and get freaky with your lady friend. But where’s the class and innovation in that? It would take an overweight, well endowed, mustache of a man to finally get it right. Enter Ron Jeremy and his delicious Ron De Jeremy rum. We got it, we tried it, we dog gone done did it. Here is what we remember…

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A new trend is gaining a lot of steam at strip clubs around the nation; rain dances. Where once a poncho was needed to deflect the happy juices of satisfied middle aged men, the plastic shields are now necessary to deflect actual precipitation. Said one dancer, “now it’s our turn to make it rain.” Stay tuned as babezatron investigates (every Tuesday at Fantasy Island).

A babe on the East Coast, has tattooed one the classiest symbols in fashion on one of the least classy spots on the human body. Indeed it looks cool, and that armpit does smell somehow better that it’s counterpart; but it’s still kind of an odd choice.

Forget milk! If you want a killer bod (or at least a killer buzz), drink yourself an icy cold PBR.

If you REALLY don’t want your girlfriend to know that you’re still talking to Vanessa, Facebook now allows you to select “Super Log-Off,” and become virtually untraceable.

Girls around California are showing their sexy support for Prop 19 Legalization and Decriminalizing personal use of Marijuana. Keep em coming girls!

The Home Depot announced this weekend that they will begin work on a new ‘Hard Wood’ section. Strangely, it will apparently be located nowhere near the lumber.