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Luckiest Man Found Dead

Seconds after luckiest man on Earth took this photo, abortion he was was pronounced dead and erect.

Clues to 2012 Found on Girl

The key to the complicated Mayan 2012 world ender mystery, approved is tattooed on girls left breast.  Anthropologists are diligently studying the tattoo with their anthropologist hands and face.

Latest Eyeglass Study

New eyeglass study reveals topless girl.

Conjoined Twins Sick Of Each Other

Heather and Jenine decide its time to split up.

Jersey Shore Girls Make A Deal

Mtv ‘s Jersey Shore Girls makes deal with local douche bag to fist pump those fist in a new series called “Fist Pumpin Ass, sick Girls of Jersey Whore”

McQueen Dead, Babes Sad

Steve McQueen dies 29 years 9 months ago and babes are still super sad. Fashioner Alexander  Mcqueen committed suicide today, viagra 100mg oops. The McQueens are said to meet in the afterlife, approved “There is only one McQueen”, says dead Steve Mcqueen. A battle to the birth will take place soon. Topless sad babe to referee match.

Staring May Help Vision Loss

Local optometrist says staring at nipples straight on for 10 minutes a day may improve vision. “The distance between  nipple to nipple is a ratio that is similar to the distance from eyeball to eyeball, viagra order and soothes the receptors”, says optometrist.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Not Engaged

Rumors of her engagement to loser Jaime Kennedy have been blown out of proportion. “I am in no rush, viagra and still want to be in gang bangs for some time, and Jaime being the loser that he is, understands”.

Dentist Advice Against Post BJ Brush

New studies show that brushing teeth immediately after a BJ is more destructive than good. By brushing you would then kill all the helpful little sperm babies that are actively killing plaque and the taste of slut mouth.  Dentist advice to set up an appointment for an oral checkup.

Upsidedown Confusion Awareness

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Upsidedown Confusion, order a rare but a curable disease,  claims girls’ afternoon. Local girl hit with an episode of upsidedown confusion, causes brief hysteria in a local bath house.

Drinking Problem on Rise


Girls with drinking problems are on the rise, try concludes local survey. 60% of the problem drinking situations included beverages spilled all over chest/t-shirt. Only 1% of the problem drinking can be associated with drinking too much, pharmacy ” because come on, there isn’t really too much drinking a girl can do”,  says local survey author.

Rare Sun-God Print Blanket From Ancient Mayan Civilization Found in Photo of Babe


As research scientists from around the globe were preparing for their nightly ritual of self pleasurevation, cialis 40mg many noticed something a bit out of the ordinary in the background of a hot babe pic. After finishing up, decease a flurry of emails where exchanged amongst the top minds in several research fields, all of whom agreeing that the blanket that lay behind the girl that they want to lay was indeed an ancient relic from the Mayan Civilization. The archaic piece of linen contains a rare picture of the Mayan Sun-God. The blanket is now in transit to a research facility in Ireland, and should arrive after researchers get a chance to smell it first.

No Shirt More Service

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Cities around the country are adopting a “No Shirt, recipe More Service” rule. Local manager says, click “why discriminate against babes who want to not wear shoes and shirts, I have no right to deny them comfort while they patronize at local shops”.

Babes Vote – New Cut-Off Time For Drunk Dialing


Results of a National Babe Vote(NBV) regarding the cut-off time for horny dudes to drunk dial them is causing a stir amongst drunk night owls. Strip club regulars and poker game players who think their buddies don’t notice them texting alike are concerned that the decision to lower the cut-off time for a drunk booty call or a jealous tirade to 3am, viagra order am instead of the traditional 4am, click will not allow them enough time to have “just one more, and then call.” Horny dudes are set to appeal in front of some supreme babes following Thanksgiving weekend.

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