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Nurse Accused of Reusing Equipment


A nurse in Fort Lauderdale, this site Florida, stands accused of reusing dirty medical equipment on patients……dirty, dirty, very bad equipment…

Mini Posh Spice Goes Wild


In an attempt to recreate the Spice Girl phenomena, link English scientists have created Spice Girl Mini’s. However Posh Girl Mini escaped from the lab and has reportedly¬† gone wild.

NEWS UPDATE: Girls Gone Wild signs deal with Mini Posh Spice

GM and Ford addons

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Your GF is Sending Nudes to Your BFF

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Recent studies show that your girlfriend is sending nude pictures to your best friend forever, more about forever.

Hawaii Takes Vacation

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Hawaii will be away on vacation this week, sales please make a note of it.

No More Button Fly

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The Levi’s family is apologetic to the millions of people that have been frustrated with the button fly invention. We have just realized that they are actually pretty annoying, there says James Levi.

Polanksi Wants More

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Roman Polanksi says, troche “I am still down for these young babes, like seriously”.

Mirror Travel Still a Possibilty

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Scientist are still hard at work into find a way to travel into a mirror. “The dream to travel into a mirror that is exactly the same but mirror flipped has been a long time dream of ours”, see says mirror scientist.

3 Babes Better Than 1

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Studies show that 3 babes are better than 1, site says local scientist.

Ghostbusters 3

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Mandy Moore, buy Michelle Trachetenberg, and Natalie Imbruglia, will star in the new Ghostbusters 3 film. Director/writer Harold Ramis admits, “it’s just gonna make more money if they star in it, so I said eff it, lets get those babes in there”.

Airlines Using Unusual Tatics

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In an attempt to improve profits, help airports will add a Zero Class section to planes. Paying top dollar to sit next to a topless babe for the entire journey.

NEWS UPDATE: United Airlines buys Brazil.
2nd NEWS UPDATE: United Airlines the 3rd richest country in the world.

Bathing in Old Bath Water

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Bathing in old bath water may extend life by 2 days say experts. “That sounds about right”, treatment says expert.

Piano Commitee To Rid Black Keys

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In an attempt to rid the remaining segregation in the world, viagra approved the United Piano Commitee UPC has committed to removing the black keys on pianos and replacing them with rainbow color keys.

NEWS UPDATE: Liberace is stoked.

Platinum Goes Platinum

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Platinum has sold more than 1 billion pounds of Platinum recently. Thus the association that gives out Platinum awards is giving Platinum a Platinum award. Local girl celebrates Platinum’s success by dying her hair Platinum.

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