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Tattoo godess Kat Von D, reportedly is pregnant. “I’m going to tattoo a fetus on my stomach and watch it grow, it’ll be like a looking glass in my stomach” exclaims a drunk Kat Von D.

A minor controversy erupted at the LeBron James Skills Academy on Monday night, July 6, when two videographers recorded a pickup game in which Xavier’s Jordan Crawford dunked on James. Lebron the good sport that he is, offered up to double dunk a babe in hotel room after the game.

NEWS UPDATE: Stretched out babe says Crawford accidentally dunked all over Lebrons back.

A lactating miley cyrus has been sending nude photos of herself to her potential fathers of her baby. Who’s my baby’s daddy song being recorded this week. Leaked tracks will be available shortly.

The recent discontinutation of polaroid films had emo scene girls in a serious panic. Thankfully iphone has several polaroid style effects for the digital camera that mimick the classic high art slut look. Now once again anyone can pretend to be a photographer and trick girls into posing topless. Cheers!

This years fourth of July will be moved to July 7th due to fireworks delivery delays.