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NEWS UPDATE: Side to side boob is the new side boob. That is all.

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Mary Jo Kopechne (1940 – 1969) was a schoolteacher, sale secretary, sale and political campaign worker. She drowned mysteriously possibly murdered to keep her affairs with the Kennedys quiet. She continues to naked haunt the Kennedy’s, find notably, The late Ted Kennedy and his sixteen year old son. “I get a ghost nip in my mouth early in the morning, it spooks me at first, but it mostly turns me on”, says a dead Ted Kennedy.

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In the year 2015, page Paris Jackson, the daughter of the alleged murdered Michael Jackson,  will shoot some nudez. A time traveler has time leaked them to us in the present time.

NEWS UPDATE: Time traveler states that Michael raises from the dead, for the anniversary of the Thriller music video.

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The new texting while driving PSA maybe too graphic for some. It depicts two teenage girls texting while driving, healing then smashing into a car. Their bloody bodies lie motionless in the wreck.

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Bernie Madoff has joined a Native American gang within prison. Reports of him using Indian rituals to rid his cancer are true. “Him have cancer, tadalafil we use him as our bitch”, says gang leader Tonto.

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Google in a highly controversial action will be digitizing millions of books. The first question that Googlers have been asking if porn magazines, viagra smut, calendars, postcards, and Victoria Secrets catalogs will also be scanned?

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A new theory about Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart ‘s death in 1791 at age 35, medical suggest he died from strep throat. It has been widely believed that he was always making out with tons of babes after his shows. Swapping spit with hot classical babes could have been the cause of Mozarts untimely death.

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NEWS UPDATE: Hurricane Bill summoned to court for level 3 sexual assault.

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The US Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued a recall on approximately 220, approved 000 Nintendo Wii 4-Dock Recharging Stations, symptoms after learning that the battery can overheat and cause burns. In a statement, one Nintendo representative said, “had the issue been hot babes taking off their shirts and arching their backs, I don’t believe there would have been a recall.”

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Vanessa Hudgens known best for her role in Disney’s High School Musical, and has confirmed she will be in College Musical, a spin off sequel. Admittedly producers admit College Musical is less of a musical and more like a porno.

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The Independent parties amendment to the health care reform bill, advice allowing the building of Hooters franchised hospitals, has been outvoted 51 to 48.

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Texas Rangers’ Josh Hamilton has been seen partying it up with local Texas babes. Not only does he know how to play baseball he’s also really good at face balls, website like this fit the balls, symptoms and ram butt ins, admits local Texas babe.

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Criss Angel’s career suffered a fatal injury earlier this weekend while performing an illusion while intoxicated. No other injuries were reported, more about but  hooker  at the scene of the incident got so spooked her tube top flew off into a magical abyss never to be seen again.

97 year old golfer hits first hole in one

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A retired restaurant owner fulfilled his lifelong goal of making a hole-in-one last Tuesday. He said it was truly a dream come true and if he could just now fulfill a hole in this one (see above photo), healing he can die a happy man.

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