The long awaited sequel to the popular video game Marvel vs. Capcom was released today worldwide. New Age of Heroes includes a number of the same characters, find including The Hulk, drugs plus a couple of big, new ones.
News Update: Although The Hulk remains one of the Marvel’s strongest characters, the green super hero has reported back problems in the new blockbuster game.
Almost two years after pleading guilty to federal dogfighting charges, hospital the NFL has reinstated QB Michael Vick on a conditional basis. Vick’s entourage celebrated the news with a quiet night on the town.
Said Henderson in his speech: “My journey as a player is complete. I am now in the class of the greatest players of all time, seek and at this moment I am very humbled…and now I’m gonna go hit my hall of fame balls on some white girls face and tittayz!”
Authorities say a 25-year-old former two-time “American Idol” contestant, medications Alexis Cohen, has been struck and killed by a car in a New Jersey shore town.
Simon Cowell has been asked to do the eulogy. No word on if Paula Abdul will show up at the funeral wasted or sober, “I’m not sure yet if I will show up wasted or sober” says a wasted Paula Abdul.
The St. Louis Cardinals have traded for Oakland outfielder Matt Holliday. Matt Holliday trades his wife for local St. Louis undergrad college student.
NEWS UPDATE: Matt Holliday in talks with Local St. Louis undergrad college student about trading his daughter for her BFF.
After an exhausting two week search, buy more about the Governor of Tennessee has called off the manhunt for the front of local eighteen year old Jenny’s summer dress. While the family of the young girl is still offering a $500 reward for information leading to the return of the front of the dress, men across Tennessee are offering double that amount for the piece of fabric to remain missing.
World of Warcraft babes come out of their parents homes and go wild.
Erin Andrews photo nude in her hotel room from a sneaky peephole, here have been floating around the internet. A paranoid Erin, page now only showers in a one piece bathing suit.
NEWS UPDATE: Sneaky peepholes, sneakily being implemented in most hotel rooms.
The FDA has approved a measure that allows each swine flu vaccine recipient to obtain a free breast examination.
Vampire babes have noticed the surge of werewolves hollering at them. HBO’s True Blood could be the cause of the vampire lust. Local werewolf admits, order I wish I had married a vampire.
The 2009 Emmy Comedy Nominations list.
Outstanding Comedy Series
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
NEWS UPDATE: Babes from Entourage to make spin off show.
Scarlett Johansson as a goof, case bought a california lottery ticket, and hit it big. Winning 32 million dollars, taking the lump sum of 18 million instead.
At the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince premiere, erectile Emma Watson seen wearing a see through top.
NEWS UPDATE: Daniel Rawcliffe uses Topbegonickus spell up in the clubs.
Emma Watson, doctor 19, star of the Harry Potter films, is not pregnant. Daniel Rawcliffe aka Harry Potter, however is desperately attempting baby making spells with his baby making magic wand.
NEWS UPDATE: Internet browsers lose interest in Emma Watson when told she is actually 19 years of age.