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Apple co-founder Steve Jobs died Wednesday, after a lengthy battle with pancreatic cancer. Described by some as “the Thomas Edison of our time,” Jobs oversaw the launch of such revolutionary devices as the iPod, iPhone, and iPad. A sad day truly, it seems the spinning beach ball of death finally caught up with the amazing innovator.

Ribs swimsuit by Black Milk

We love Lady GaGa, and we love Weird Al. Is it weird we that love Weird Al as Lady Gaga? Like love him/her as in having sex with herm.

Don’t mind the mess, the babes are fixing it.

A South Dakota babe, who was just enjoying some good ol’ fashioned drinking and lake swimming with her high school sweetheart, the town slut, the funny guy who never gets laid, the star quarterback, the nerd, the scary movie expert, the token black guy, and the older brother who has been at college for one year and managed to smuggle a joint, was unaware that she had created the perfect conditions for a Friday the 13th style attack. Sadly, there was only one surviver from the brutal weekend. Said the lucky young lady, “it’s so tragic. But you have to move on. I’ve already booked a second vacation to the same lake next summer with my younger sister, her boyfriend and his new handheld video camera, the nature expert, the bookworm babe with big tits, and a number of other less important characters…i mean friends.”

After years of hardly working and sighing heavily after everything you say , rich art school kid tricks step sister into contributing to a school art project.

Hundreds of local men gathered beneath a high rise building in downtown Houston, earlier this week to try and talk a large pair of breasts out of jumping. Said one onlooker, “if these were some fake jugs, they’d probably just bounce on impact and be fine. But these babies are real!”

I don’t know…

The Home Depot announced this weekend that they will begin work on a new ‘Hard Wood’ section. Strangely, it will apparently be located nowhere near the lumber.

Cokes favorite advertising darlings, the Holiday Polar Bears, were taking into police custody Saturday, after numerous ‘peeping tom’ and invasion of privacy complaints from female students at Antarctica University. Coke was not able to reach for comment but Polar Bear Two was quoted as saying, “grrrrrrrrr.”

Officials from the Canadian Environmental Counsel, announced Wednesday that vehicles that do not meet new emission standards will be charged an extra fee to cross border lines. The new fees will not, however, effect the complimentary hand job offered by border patrol babes.

According to Babezatron sources, invisible is the new visible. You can see what we mean above…or can you?

The store that has almost everything has decided to get even bigger. August 2010 will mark the grand opening of BB+B’s newest section; Roman Orgies. The lotion and apology card sections will also be expanded.