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Due to misprinted dvd packages, the Girls Gone Wild Fathers day edition dvds will be postponed until Veterans Day.

The recent Zicam recall issued, due to risk of permanent loss of smell, has axe fragrance users in a panic.

“How are babes going to know I’m lurking around them up in the club?”, asks worried devoted Axe user.

Axe scientists are frantically working in the lab developing an extra obnoxious strength fragrance . In the mean time Axe users are told to use one can for each armpit.

north korean scientists forget to carry over the 1 in nuclear bomb formula and inadverntly create a nuclear mega babe. she is immediatly given a huge framed picture of the great leader and told not to sign on to facebook.com ever.

naked babe: ” i don’t even care about swine flu “.

NEWS UPDATE: naked babe probably doesn’t care about N1h1 either.

Los Angeles Lakers’ Kobe Bryant and Derrik Fischer , current 2009 NBA champions, to gang bang local Orlando white girl in an attempt to start new championship win tradition.

NEWS UPDATE: Local Orlando white girl super sad. Phil Jackson says Orlando Magic’s nachos not as cheesy as previous years.