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Oct 3, 2011

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Presenting some dumb yet slightly amusing condom/corporate slogan mashups.

These are a bunch of brand slogans that, when presented on condom wrapperssuddenly become double entendres.

Pork. The Other White Meat. — National Pork Board

You’re in good hands with Allstate (but why am I wearing a condom?). — Allstate

Taking Care of Business. — Office Depot

When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight (even though you wish you could ask them to leave). — Fed Ex

So easy a caveman can do it. — GEICO

I’m lovin’ it. — McDonald’s

M’m! M’m! Good! — Campbell’s Soup

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. — Perdue Farms

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. — Timex

Home of the Whopper. – Burger King

Connecting People. — Nokia

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. — Almond Joy/Mounds

Give me a break, give me a break; break me off a piece of that penis — Kit Kat

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