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Studies Show Carving Magazines Found Less Messy Than Carving Faces

Carved magazines by Nate Page

Local Giant Pregnant Woman Blamed For Floods

Die Badende by Oliver Voss

Speaking Of Kreayshawn

This Kreayshawn look a like, store looks a like shes getting it from the invisible hipster.

Sasha Grey For PETA Against Doggystyle

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Sasha Grey…you know who she is, shut up, don’t lie asshole…she lends her famous phat ass in this sexy PETA ad campaign to promote neutering and spaying your frisky little friskers.

Each year in the U.S., 6 to 8 million dogs and cats are dumped at animal shelters—and nearly half of them must be euthanized for lack of a good home. Spaying or neutering your dog or cat is a crucial step toward saving lives. The only way to become a “no-kill nation” is to become a “no-birth nation.” Sasha talks about why too much sex can be a bad thing in this behind-the-scenes video from her nude photo shoot.

Champion or Chumpion #05

We all know that the hardest part about roller blading is telling your parents that you’re gay. But this babe may be onto something with the striped socks, visit this site the leftover pizza, and the vanity. Has she glided into a new era of blading glory; or is she just another tiny dancer on the venice boardwalk asking for booze money?

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Steve Jobs Resigns

Finally, prostate either die or quit already. Thanks for making us lot$ of money via aapl, no rx but seriously fuck you, cialis 40mg for all the throw up I’ve had to throw up all over my face everytime I see two pieces of shits doing embarrassingly gay shit like this. Fuck, I just threw up all over my face.

NEWS UPDATE: Pile of cash now reduced to smaller pile of cash due to Steve Job tugjobbers running scared and selling shares. -5.4% at after hours trading. Just threw up all over my pile of cash.

At A Glance

At a glance it appears this babe has an unusually large middle finger, drug also at a glance it appears she likes it in the pooper while watching Pippy Long Stocking in reverse with the volume at 96%, but this is all just at a glance.

Juilia Galdo

Photographer Julia Galdo

Champion or Chumpion? #04

Spilling the beans about the ending of that time traveling Jake Gyllenhaal movie is one thing, shop but spilling beans on top of yourself in a kiddie pool full of luke warm deliciousness while dudes take a few snapshots to put on their weird niche website? Don’t know what the champion or chumpion gods would have to say about it, you decide.

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What Goes Up Must Go Crashing Down

We need more Katy Perry upskirt days and less Smurfs involvement in the stock market. Who was the genius that allowed Smurfs to enter the Stock Exchange?  “No, hospital No, side effects let them in, page they are adorable and in now way going to cause any trouble”.We just lost our company Ferrrari due to the 600 point dip in the DOW on Monday, probably because a little prancy mischievous Smurf was walking on a stock broker’s keyboard and pressed sell a billion times. Now we know why Garagamel hated these little blue fuck nuts, because they are fucking dicks.

NEWS UPDATE: Fucking Smurfs.

Jesus Christ Thats Hot

Check out more at Noah Winkler’s site.

Oh Boi, Big Boi Arrested

Now we just need to meet her…probably on Fairfax.

OutKast member and hip-hop artist Big Boi was arrested in Miami on Sunday. Big Boi, Antwan Andre Patton, 36, was charged with three counts of possessing, Ecstasy and Viagra. Looks like all he needed was a little help to get his Lil-Boi up and running, no harm in that. The embarrassment is punishment enough, leave The Po’ Boi, Big Boi and his Lil Boi alone.

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip

Although we loved seeing a Nicki Minaj nip slip on Good Morning America today, erectile we don’t like that over weight right winged over protective mothers will be crying to the FCC. To compensate the FCC will probably start censoring everything willy nilly and further push for an internet controller. Remember the annoying mom from Donnie Darko that was really into Sparkle Motion and doubted the commitment of others? Well even if you don’t she was really annoying, this site and these are the type of people crying over nipple slips, advice and the word fuck; they suck, are ugly, overprotective, and will ruin the internet by pressuring the government to create some sort of internet ruining committee.

NEWS UPDATE: Nice nips by the way.
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Interview with Giovanni Lipari

Giovanni’s Death Of Youth series really struck a chord with us, advice we think most men entering their adulthood can easily relate to this project. His vision and purpose of the series hits it right on the head perfectly; stylistically, diagnosis thematically, and emotionally. Do yourself a favor check out the photos and read his Death Of Youth statement. We had a moment to pick his brain over a few emails, here is what came of it.

Tell us a little bit about yourself and about your photo background?
Giovanni Lipari, Age 30. I’m Italian, unmarried, and a self-taught photographer.  I had a little photography training in school, but nothing past the basics that one would learn in secondary school. Light surrounds us and I’m constantly observing and studying it.

Is being a photographer your full time gig?
I am not a photographer professionally, I have been paid for it in the past.

Have you had your big break? If not do you think it’ll come? If so how did it feel?
I don’t know if such an event is possible.  Most people that are successful have worked long and hard for their accomplishments, which makes the “break” less of a singular experience, and more of just a part of life.  But I hope to have a “break” someday….. that would be wonderful.

You have fullfilled a fantasy that most men can only dream of. Do you feel like you are satisified with living “the dream” of the rock star photograhper?
Yes and No, The fact that I could fabricate “the dream” makes it impossible to fulfill.   But there is a sense of accomplishment that was created during the process of shooting this project.

Do you plan on continuing this dream?
Absolutely not.  It was exhausting, annoying, and expensive.  I’m happily looking forward to my next project…. which will have nothing to do with naked women.

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