Shower drinking is almost always an amazing idea. It saves time, troche makes you feel like you’re on vacation, and helps boost self esteem by giving you mirror goggles as you admire your newly, booze enhanced bod post shower. This babe has chosen to throw another shower staple into the mix by rubbing one out as she shower drinks. She might be a genius; or maybe she’s bitten off a little more than she can chew.
Local dog tricks girls into thinking his master is cool and cute. Authorities confirm that the old “taking your dog out to get babes trick” is at a historic high. When asked about how its been tricking girls in past years, cheapest the dog replied “pretty ruff… you fucking asshole”.
This babe has the potential to be a total champion. What’s stopping us from crowning her a champ right here right now? We don’t know what she is drinking. If shes chugging down some Jame-o’s, remedy then we’d easily wait til she passes out and crown her champ. But the photo proves hard to not think she might just be sipping on some fruity (the gay kind) drink, which is a total boner killer for some reason.
We didn’t know the Canadian’s had it in them to celebrate anything. We’d gladly join all the of legal drinking aged girls (18 in Canada if you didn’t already know that you fucking pervert) for a round of Canadian Club Whiskey, viagra 100mg Canadian Bacon, illness and a good ole fashioned Canadian awkward white girl hand job to celebrate this momentous occasion.
Peter Falk best known as his falking role as Columbo, cost died at age 83. In addition to his role as Columbo, he was pretty falking great in MADE with Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn. Check that falking scene from MADE out, if you’re too young and lazy to even care about shows from the 70’s. In tribute of the great actor, here are a bunch of babes in trenchcoats.