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Champion or Chumpion # 02

Shower drinking is almost always an amazing idea. It saves time, troche makes you feel like you’re on vacation, and helps boost self esteem by giving you mirror goggles as you admire your newly, booze enhanced bod post shower. This babe has chosen to throw another shower staple into the mix by rubbing one out as she shower drinks. She might be a genius; or maybe she’s bitten off a little more than she can chew.

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Dog Tricks Girls

Local dog tricks girls into thinking his master is cool and cute. Authorities confirm that the old “taking your dog out to get babes trick” is at a historic high. When asked about how its been tricking girls in past years, cheapest the dog replied “pretty ruff… you fucking asshole”.

Nice View Obstructed By Asses

Local man complains that the view of local mountains that look like asses is obstructed by jean shorts that look like mountains that look like asses.

Optical Illusion

How many babes are in this photo?

Name That Song

It’s the one about the butts…

Hungry Snow White Arrested

Snow White was arrested for allegedly eating at least 4 of the 7 dwarfs.

Casey Anthony Guilty…Of Partying Like A Douche

Although Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder today. She in the eyes of many of the jurors was found guilty of partying like a complete noob.

Champion Or Chumpion? #01

This babe has the potential to be a total champion. What’s stopping us from crowning her a champ right here right now? We don’t know what she is drinking. If shes chugging down some Jame-o’s, remedy then we’d easily wait til she passes out and crown her champ. But the photo proves hard to not think she might just be sipping on some fruity (the gay kind) drink, which is a total boner killer for some reason.
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Happy 4th Of July

A message from an adorably lost awkward white girl.

Weird Al as Lady Gaga

We love Lady GaGa, story and we love Weird Al. Is it weird we that love Weird Al as Lady Gaga? Like love him/her as in having sex with herm.

Happy Canadian Day Ay

We didn’t know the Canadian’s had it in them to celebrate anything. We’d gladly join all the of legal drinking aged girls (18 in Canada if you didn’t already know that you fucking pervert)  for a round of Canadian Club Whiskey, viagra 100mg Canadian Bacon, illness and a good ole fashioned Canadian awkward white girl hand job to celebrate this momentous occasion.

Peter Falk, Falking Dead

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Peter Falk best known as his falking role as Columbo, cost died at age 83. In addition to his role as Columbo, he was pretty falking great in MADE with Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn. Check that falking scene from MADE out, if you’re too young and lazy to even care about shows from the 70’s. In tribute of the great actor, here are a bunch of babes in trenchcoats.

Summer Tipz #1

When tanning, discount always make sure to wear a snake skin cowboy hat. It says, “I’m hip, tan, and kind of slutty.”

NY Gay

New York state legalizes gay marriage. And thats good news for you fellas, viagra now you can finally propose to that hot lesbian.

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