Record industry executives sad that 45 year old record collector enthusiast forgets about April 16th “National Record Store Day”. We asked Tower Records publicists what their take was on the failed day, mind in turn he asked us for spare change.
So we planned on seeing YOUR HIGHNESS starring Danny McBride, dosage James Franco and Natalie Portman. Well what had happened was, search we thought it’d be so fucking clever if we smoked out and watched it high! Well like typical stoners we missed the showtime. But we made the best of it and decided to talk out and predict what the movie would actually be like then review our prediction of the movie. But then instead of doing that we had sex. In conclusion you should plan on watching YOUR HIGHNESS out in theaters now.
Ryu from Street Fighter is feeling a lil’ bummed after his dojo floated away during the tragic tsunami. In an attempt to cheer him up, adiposity Bison took some sexy Cammy photos and forwarded to him, this site we managed to hack Ryu’s phone and are sharing the photos with you all. If you want to be like Bison and Cammy and cheer up and help other fellow Japanese victims feel free to purchase Street Fighter iV for iphone HERE, proceeds go towards Japanese relief efforts.
A South Dakota babe, order who was just enjoying some good ol’ fashioned drinking and lake swimming with her high school sweetheart, the town slut, the funny guy who never gets laid, the star quarterback, the nerd, the scary movie expert, the token black guy, and the older brother who has been at college for one year and managed to smuggle a joint, was unaware that she had created the perfect conditions for a Friday the 13th style attack. Sadly, there was only one surviver from the brutal weekend. Said the lucky young lady, “it’s so tragic. But you have to move on. I’ve already booked a second vacation to the same lake next summer with my younger sister, her boyfriend and his new handheld video camera, the nature expert, the bookworm babe with big tits, and a number of other less important characters…i mean friends.”
After years of hardly working and sighing heavily after everything you say , rx rich art school kid tricks step sister into contributing to a school art project.
In Soviet Russia, visit picture masturbates to you.
While dudes across America, case and in some European countries are swarming to buy the sensual, albeit not very protective, Naked Girl Shower Curtain (NGSC), many girlfriends are not pleased. When asked about it, one girlfriend said, “this thing is so stupid! How am I even supposed to hang my bras?” To which her boyfriend replied, “I told you, the curtain has tits; use ’em.” There appears to be no end to the controversy anytime soon. Well except the rear end on the curtain of course.
Puffy nips are out, buy more about spirally nips are in.
Babezatron will now only post photos of lamps that look like babes spreading their legs, online hope you enjoy our new direction.
The Final Four in NCAA Basketball has arrived. No doubt both brackets and nuts will be busted all over tonight.
Season 4 of Mad Men is now available for DVD orders on Netflix. Time to eject ‘Dude I Banged Your Sister #8, order ‘ and pop in a little Don Draper action.
As Apple keeps things fresh and exciting, page the one question we keep asking ourselves is, “can iTouch?”