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Apple Has Taken Over Our Minds!

If you’re like me, the first thing you thought when you saw this babez boob with a cd on it was, “get an iPod already.”

Meanwhile in Egypt

Soldiers are attempting to disperse the violent rioting by using hot babe soldiers, will it work? We hope so.

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Quick Tipz #07

Do not let this girl go…

The Office + Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell will play a Dunder Mifflin branch manager who gets sent to Scranton in at least four episodes this season. As this is Steve Carrell’s last season, producers knew they wanted to replace him with someone who had a name that could rhyme with Carrell…

Movie Quotez #02

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be draged to death

“How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?”

Proof Is In the Pudding

Local divorcee blames himself for local divorce, ” my wife had always had suspected that I had been cheating on her,  and we’ll when she found my secretary ass naked in our tub filled with  chocolate pudding, there was no way to deny that the proof was indeed in the pudding”

2011 Oscar Nominations

The Oscar’s lesser known Best XXX Parody Picture category nominations have been announced. is proudly to present them  in no particular order:

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Who do you think will win?

ADVICE: Always Read the Label

If the label says dry hump only…you’d better go ahead and dry hump only.

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Star Whores: The Empiress’ Got Back

In an attempt to further diversify the Star Wars brand, George Lucas thinks about allowing the porn industry to do some licensed spoofs.

Rum Jeremy

Ron Jeremy has an official rum called, Ron De Jeremy. Wish we were joking, go sign up for a special edition numbered bottle at the site.
Don’t forget to find a VHS copy of Super Hornio Bros. featuring said porno star while sipping back on some Ron Rum.

Los Angeles Rude

2011 Travel and Leisure Survey, has concluded that Los Angeles is the rudest city in America. Up yours New York and guy who is trying to merge into a freeway lane.

Good Morning

“Waking up with 3 hot blondes every now and again never gets old”, admits lucky douchebag.

Smurfs’ Loads Blue All Over

Female Gargamel bathes in Smurf splooge, swears it exfoliates skin. Although admits that her fingers are a bit sore from all the tiny handjobs.

Quick Tipz #06

Asking a babe if they want to see your giant mushroom tip can sometimes get you sexy snow sex.

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