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Evil Sim City User Feels Guilt

After years of purposely destroying Sim City’s Japan level with earthquakes, order floods and robots, Sim City babe user feels super guilty. Luckily for us she is quick to rebuild the city on her off nights from school. Let’s just pray that the killer robot doesn’t come to¬†fruition.

Japan Tsunami Hits Hard, Babe Saved

Our hearts go out to the victims of the disastrous Japanese earthquake and tsunami. There is a bosom of good news, ambulance luckily a local babe was able to float to safety in the raging currents.

Quick Tips #07 How To Date Zelda’s Link

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Ask her on a date politely and offer her 20 rupees, erectile and if she says no, Try Force.

Submission by Gil Brooks

My Friend’s 1st Reaction

This was my friend’s first reaction upon seeing this babe – slow lean forward; loud exhale; “I was gonna show you something funny, what is ed but I’d rather peep this.”

Question: Can I Get a Whoot Whoot?

Answer: yes

‘My Sister Did What?’

A local bro was shocked the morning after his Phi Beta Epsilon party when he saw pictures of his sister post beer pong and flippy cup games. Said the bro, this “my sister did what??”

Drunk Christina Aguilera Arrested

Christina Aguellereafdsfsfwfsdfsasg (sp?) was pulled over for burning rubber and fish tailing in the streets of West Hollywood. During the field sobreity tests, order officers asked her to spell her last name she drunkenly replied “I don’t think anyone can spell my name sober”. Its a pretty hard name to spell from memory, try it.

Poll Determines Still Unsure About Canada

One used to throw out “Canada sucks!” willy nilly, order but times have changed, store polls have shown that people are just not so sure what Canada is really all about, or what willy nilly really means.

photo by merkley

Lindsey Lohan Not Ok with Jail Coke

Looks like Lindsey Lohan is most probably going back to jail for at least 60 days. Lindsey complains that the coke circulating in the jails is so 2009. She has requested that at least 2 new inmates be admitted into the jail with grade A 2011 coke hidden in their buttholes.

Is It Just Me? #1

Is it just me, order or are there a lot of vacuums in this photo?

Just When You It Was Safe To Go Back In The Pool…

…a bunch of creepy dudes hop in and molest a bunch of girls.

photo found via nickthedickreloaded

Ooooohh Yeeeaaahhh… Avril Lavigne

Remember her?…yeah you do

Human Champagne-A-Peed

I’ll join…

photo found via justemanuell

Boris Hoppek

Boris Hoppek – German Street Artist has a nice photo collection of babes in strange scenerios. Check out his site for more.

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