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Proof Is In the Pudding

Local divorcee blames himself for local divorce, more about ” my wife had always had suspected that I had been cheating on her, medical   and we’ll when she found my secretary ass naked in our tub filled with  chocolate pudding, there was no way to deny that the proof was indeed in the pudding”

2011 Oscar Nominations

The Oscar’s lesser known Best XXX Parody Picture category nominations have been announced. Babezatron.com is proudly to present them  in no particular order:

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ADVICE: Always Read the Label

If the label says dry hump only…you’d better go ahead and dry hump only.

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Star Whores: The Empiress’ Got Back

In an attempt to further diversify the Star Wars brand, visit George Lucas thinks about allowing the porn industry to do some licensed spoofs.

Rum Jeremy

Ron Jeremy has an official rum called, here Ron De Jeremy. Wish we were joking, treat go sign up for a special edition numbered bottle at the site.
Don’t forget to find a VHS copy of Super Hornio Bros. featuring said porno star while sipping back on some Ron Rum.

Los Angeles Rude

2011 Travel and Leisure Survey, information pills has concluded that Los Angeles is the rudest city in America. Up yours New York and guy who is trying to merge into a freeway lane.

Good Morning

“Waking up with 3 hot blondes every now and again never gets old”, symptoms admits lucky douchebag.

Smurfs’ Loads Blue All Over

Female Gargamel bathes in Smurf splooge, ambulance swears it exfoliates skin. Although admits that her fingers are a bit sore from all the tiny handjobs.

Quick Tipz #06

Asking a babe if they want to see your giant mushroom tip can sometimes get you sexy snow sex.

An Apple A Day No Longer Keeps the Tittay Squeezers Away

Just like garlic repels vampires, tadalafil apples, up until recent studies by bored orchard owners, were a great way for woman and larger gentlemen to avoid getting their tittayz squeezed. But now, with the afore mentioned research, there are concerns that there may be no way to keep from being honked

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Movie Quotes #01

“Peach, website I could eat a peach for hours”

Katy Perry and Elephants

A new popular fetish is emerging amongst the internet, order Elephants trunks and scared topless celebrities. This niche will fail it’s too broad and not specific enough. But we wish Celephant enthusiasts the best of luck.

REPORT: Booze Still Gets You Drunk

After extensive, page extensive research, viagra dosage the staff at babezatron.com has determined that drinking booze does in fact still get you drunk.

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Quick Tipz #05

A great way to save time is to multitask…”All three of us need to bathe AND we all have to smoke a cig?? I’ll run the water; Jane, abortion you pack the smokes; Beth, website like this start taking off all of our clothes.”

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