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U.S.’s Newest Weapon

The United States Army is testing a new form of weapon, and the A4-Titty Heaven. Sasha Grey demonstrates how the enemy being of the sex starved type, treat will be distracted by the sexy female body, but also confused by the obstructing letters and numbers, A + 4.

Avril Lavigne Swims

Avril Lavigne offers a nip slip if you’ll forget that she dated a midget troll monster from Sum 41 and not you.

Ass Rubbing Centre

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James Franco What A Drag

For all the three people out there in the world that wanted to see James Franco dressed in drag here you go. Candy magazine has a some sort of editorial with more, there but why bother?

Emma Stone To Be Mary Jane in Spiderman

Emma Stone our beloved girl next door girl is said to be casted as Mary Jane Watson in the new 2012 Spider-Man Reboot film.  A crucial Spider Sploodge facial scene is already in the works says top VFX supervisor “We’ve been doing tons of research, more about trying to get the right consistency to stick on her face.”

F**cking Babes…How Do They Work?

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LSD Detected in Disneyland Drinking Water

Officials at both Disneyland in Anaheim, decease and Euro Disney, visit this site announced today that the two parks have had rising levels of LSD in the public and employee drinking fountains for years. Said one representative, “well I guess that answers the question as to why the Alice in Wonderland and Mr. Toads Wild Ride attractions always have such long lines.”

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Rick Sanchez Fired

CNN’s former news anchor, viagra sale Rick Sanchez, approved was fired for some remarks he made on a Sirius Radio interview. The ‘Rick’s List’ host suggested that Jewish people run all TV networks and calls Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart a bigot. We wouldn’t be surprised if he said he was super into babes that paint Swazis on their faces.

Katy Perry on SNL

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We at Babeztron love SNL we love Katy Perry, however the premiere episode of season 36 was lacking. Primarily lacking our favorite male cast member, Will Forte and lacking good skits. The best part of the episode was when Katy Perry’s boobs bounced (its better on mute). Trust us when we say you didn’t miss much just watch the animated gifs of her boobs bouncing and consider yourself caught up. If you really want to waste your time go ahead and watch the skit in its entirety, <3 Maya Rudolph.

Bubble Porn

We should all already be aware of “bubble porn” where you take sfw images and create graphic circles covering the image to trick the viewer into thinking that the circles are covering a naked body, adiposity note the examples. If you want to know more about the origins, it basically came from a Mormon man trying to bypasses the “thou shall not look at porn” rule in his religion with a technique called “bubbling”.

Well what if you took it one step further and created tangible real “bubbles” and put it on a girl, it may look a lil something like this.

Hustler Presents Avatar XXX

Admit it, order when you watched James Cameron’s Avatar in 3D and you caught a glimpse of that blue side boob you got a little excited. Well now you’ll be able to see blue full boob and blue butts thanks to the visionaries at Hustler. Hopefully they’ll keep the amount of blue balls to a minimum.

Sh*t My Dad Says

On the set of Sh*t My Dad Says on CBS, order William Shatner acts like hes not a creep.

The twitter account @shitmydadsays is pretty genius, approved Justin quotes his curmudgeon short tempered father. The best part of the twitter account is you only hear his dad’s portion of the conversations, it might have been out of necessity because twitter only always 140 characters, but if you’d hear Justin’s side of the conversations these quotes would lose all its charm and magic. “My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday…You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I’m a mad man if you don’t pick me the hell up.” Its a great tweet read if you are looking for some hilarity.

On the flipside, some crazy producers managed to make this twitter account a TV show and it fails so hard. William Shatner who plays Justin’s dad was just the complete wrong casting choice, the dad is so watered down with suck, and the typical sitcom style formatting makes me want to rip my face off. I am really sad that this show did not deliver the goods.

SFW Invitation Just Arrived didn’t exist when this party invite for Diesel ‘s Jeans 30 year anniversary celebration was initially sent out a year and a half ago. But it has finally arrived and we are here to say, look we are too busy to attend anyways. But we appreciate the hilarious video invite, totally SFW BTW.

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