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Lindsey Lohan has been using her time wisely whilst in jail. Lindsey has been seen making up on her highschool homework assignments. Better late than never claims, more about Mrs. Gingerbean her 10th grade geometry teacher.

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Canadian Border Patrol Cracks Down on Environmentally Unfriendly Vehicles

Officials from the Canadian Environmental Counsel, find case announced Wednesday that vehicles that do not meet new emission standards will be charged an extra fee to cross border lines. The new fees will not, however, effect the complimentary hand job offered by border patrol babes.

Babe in Invisible Dress Takes Break From Playing Invisible Chess for a Round of Invisible Twister

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Molester Still at Large

Short torso girls now have a chance at getting blogged after they go through excruciating painful process of getting their torso extended. “I only worry that blogs are too short to contain my longness” says long torso babe.

There is still no sign of the ass grabbing molester that has been terrorizing local girls. Til caught, discount forensic scientist will continue hard at work dusting for fingerprints.

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Reverse Ceiling Mirrors Gaining Popularity

Local girl gave birth to a healthy 2 pound chihuahua last week. Doctors were baffled to find a dog

Looking up and seeing yourself getting busy may be a thing of the past. Reverse Ceiling Mirrors, price or Floor Mirrors, visit this as insiders have begun to call them, are quickly gaining steam and may become a floor-wide phenomenon before the year is through.

Girl Gives Birth To Dog

Local girl gave birth to a healthy 2 pound chihuahua last week. Doctors were baffled to find a dog inside a human girl, information pills stomach “but that’s what you get when you have sex doggystyle”, claims doctor.

Torso Extensions Now Available

Short torso girls now have a chance at getting blogged after they go through excruciating painful process of getting their torso extended. “I only worry that blogs are too short to contain my longness” says long torso babe.

Love Hewit Loves Sponge Bob

For years local indie babe has had to suffer the cold autumns by only wearing half length panty hose and maybe a scarf. “Which started as necessity has now become my own panty hose line called, pharm Noway Hose”, says a half nude panty hosed babe. The full length hosiery line will debut early 2011.

Jennifer Love  Hewitt to star in live action production of Sponge Bob Square Pants, approved she will portray the character Huge Boob No Shirt.

The Big Three

Lindsey Lohan has been convicted of drunk driving and will be following Paris Hilton’s footsteps into jail. Lohan will be prepping for her mug shot photo shoot this coming weekend and will then check into her cell as soon as Monday.

NEWS UPDATE: Britney Spears seen practicing her drunk driving.

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Zooey Deschanel is in talks with movie studios in developing several new Wizard of Oz titles. An adult remake called Wiz in My Oz-hole is also in the works.

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Zooey Deschanel is in talks with movie studios in developing several new Wizard of Oz titles. An adult remake called Wiz in My Oz-hole is also in the works.

Katy Perry for Esquire

Katy Perry poses for Esquire magazine also known as the gateway publication to the harder stuff. Fans and creeps alike predict fully nude photos to appear in the next 6 months.

Puffy Nips On Rise

Local statistician has made an alarming discovery, side effects here “simply put, puffy nips are on the rise.¬† Which is directly related to the rise in my pants”, claims local statistician.

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