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Anti Fur Activists Give Up

Local Anti Fur Activists have officially ended their pursuit in stopping animals from being used as fashion accessories. “We collectively said F-it, pharm these babes just make fur look too sexy” says local former anti fur activist sporting her new fox fur bracelet.

Lady Gaga Breast Implants

Lady Gaga recently announced she will be upgrading her breasts to double AK-47’s, viagra dosage and her penis to a bazooka.

Babe Longs for Full Length Hosiery

For years local indie babe has had to suffer the cold autumns by only wearing half length panty hose and maybe a scarf. “Which started as necessity has now become my own panty hose line called, there Noway Hose”, says a half nude panty hosed babe. The full length hosiery line will debut early 2011.

USA World Cup Babe Sad

USA World Cup Babe doesn’t like losing and is very sad reports reporter, here but will show tits for the win! FTW!

Stephanie Ragusa Pleads Guilty Topless

Sexy Tampa Bay teacher, buy Stephanie Ragusa is sentenced 10 years in prison for having sex with her two male students, pills (16 + 14). When asked if the boys had regretted anything during the school year, their reply was, they wished they had failed the class so they would have to take it over…and over…and over again.

Anna Chapman Russian Spy, Spied Topless

Russian national Anna Chapman, ampoule a 28-year-old divorcee with a masters in economics, had been passing information to a Russian government official every Wednesday since January. However authorities are gonna let this one slide. “She looked like she learned her lesson”, says official. Authorities will be enforcing a mandatory facebook picture update from her 4 times a week for the next 6 months.

In Russia, facebook hacks you. Our team of Russian Horny spies hack sexy spies phone and reveal nude photo.

Babe Has Baby Who is Immediate Babe

Above blonde/milf, ampoule gave birth to a 102lb, brunette babe Thursday. Said the father, “the breast feeding is pretty hot.”

Bed Bath and Beyond Adds Roman Orgy Section

The store that has almost everything has decided to get even bigger. August 2010 will mark the grand opening of BB+B’s newest section; Roman Orgies.┬áThe lotion and apology card sections will also be expanded.

Hot Chicks Win the Fight for Facebook Privacy

Chalk up another victory for hot chicks. Is there anything they can’t do?

New Blackhead Studies

New studies show that extreme cases of blackheads on hot babes, discount don’t make them less hot.

Mirror shots to decline.

Local analysts predict babe self shot mirror pics will decline with the release of the new front facing camera iphone 4. This is discouraging news for mirror shot lovers. The first group of babes that will be no longer be using the mirror technique are rich persian babes.

Happy 1 Year Birthday Babezatron!

To celebrate our 1 year birthday we ate a couple sweet cupcakes, nurse then had some chocolate cupcakes for dessert.

Babe Dances for Babe Below.

Daisy Lowe for UK esquire HD from Greg Williams on Vimeo.

Babe Really Enjoys Above Post.

“It’s a great video”, clinic exclaims babe.

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