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Leg Extension Surgery On Rise

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As gams have become more important to men, cialis 40mg babes have decided to be more involved in extended their legs. Gams surgeon says, I have more babe legs coming into the office asking for longer legs.

Piano Commitee To Rid Black Keys

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In an attempt to rid the remaining segregation in the world, viagra approved the United Piano Commitee UPC has committed to removing the black keys on pianos and replacing them with rainbow color keys.

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Arching Back, Good For You?

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Arching your back extends life by 2 weeks, and studies show.

Going to Brazil in 2010

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2010 the Brazilian ass will be at it’s ripest. Many have waited years for this year to arrive. “Si, malady I’ve waited years”, says local Brazilian man who has been waiting years.

Platinum Goes Platinum

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Platinum has sold more than 1 billion pounds of Platinum recently. Thus the association that gives out Platinum awards is giving Platinum a Platinum award. Local girl celebrates Platinum’s success by dying her hair Platinum.

Girl Surprised

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Local girl is caught surprised at her surprise party. “I was totally surprised” says surprised local girl.

Kanye West offers to Swiftly Make Amends

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Taylor Swift and Kanye West will be teaming up in the coming months on a collaboration sex video featuring songs from their respected CD’s.

Dirty Dancing II

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Due to the untimely death of Patrick Swayze, salve Dirty Dancing II is put on hold. However Dirty Ass Facing is still scheduled for production.

Rocky Balboa’s Daughter

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Rocky VII will star Rocky’s daughter. Her intense topless training begins in 2011.

Hogan’s Phoned Hacked

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Hulk Hogans phone was hacked, approved and nude pictures of his daughter were found. Or maybe they were of his current girlfriend. “I can’t tell them apart either” admits a hulky Hulk Hogan.

iPods and Polaroids

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The current line of iPods with the added cameras, check do not have a Polaroid function as of yet. Emo girls are bummed, but it does not stop them from taking photos of themselves.

Tall Girl Percentage Dwindles

daily_erotic_picdump_97_28Tall and skinny girls have been harder to find. They have been put on the endanger watch list. Experts don’t know why the population has been dwindling.

Butterflies Make Things Beautiful

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Butterflies have been voted as the number one most beautiful thing in the world. Not far off in 2nd were tittays.

Wired Phones Are Coming Back

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